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even on weekends*

the worst thing about being in a relationship is that you have to bath even on weekends*

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useless.

When you are broke, you’ll discover that 98% of your contacts are useless.


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You know what sis

You know what sis?

Men are also tired of dating broke, uneducated, demanding, poor and lazy women.


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Relationship stress

Relationship stress 💔😏 Mara, Today I scratched someone’s head in the taxi, thinking it was mine.

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next day.

Sometimes you have to call Bae and say “don’t cook tonight we are having KFC”🍜🍚🍛. Then switch off your phone and come back the next day.

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not saying anything

Toilet papers: R40
Newspaper: R4.50
Stone: R0
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I’m not saying anything


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blood donor?

Nywe Nywe, he’s not my type 😏😒 Are you looking for a blood donor?

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