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anakwadi

पंखा 5 पर करने के बाद भी जो मच्छर काट जाए

उस मच्छर को भी देश में आतंकवादी घोषित करना चाहिए।


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pardushan

एक दिन प्रदूषण से दुनिया खतम हो जायेगी 😇
बचेंगी तो सिर्फ मुह पे दुपट्टा बांध के चलने वाली कन्याये


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pyar

वो खूबसूरत लड़की जो इस वक्त ये पोस्ट पढ़ रही है 🤷🏻
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खुदा करे उसको मुझसे प्यार हो जाये।

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saheli

वो झूठी निकली…😏

मैंने उसे फ़ोन कर के पूछा कहां हो..!!

कहने लगी सहेली के साथ…

लेकिन उसकी सहेली तो मेरे साथ थी।


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expert

लडकी पटाने मे कुल कितना खर्चा आएगा…!!

एक्सपर्ट लोग सलाह दे बिना अनुभव वाले दूर रहे.


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Teacher faint!

Teacher : Ok class; let us show the
principal and our guests how
much we have learnt so far dis
year! Let’s do comparisons ….
So if I say small, you say small,
smaller, smallest.
[Students nod] Teacher : Big
Students : “Big, Bigger,
Biggest.” ….
Teacher : “clean.”
Students : “clean, cleaner,
cleanest.
Teacher : “tall.”
Students : “tall, taller, tallest.
Teacher [smiles] :”very good!!!
Students : “very good, very
goodder,
very goodest.
Teacher : “oh gosh.”
Students : oh gosh, oh gosher, oh
goshest!!!
Teacher : “stop it now”
Students : “stop it now, stop it
nower, stop it nowest!!!
Teacher : “oh please.”
Students :”oh please, oh pleaser,
oh
please-st..
Teacher : “Look at me..!!!
Students : “look at me, look at me-
er,
look at me-est.
Teacher : “what a disgrace!
Students : “what a disgrace, what
a
disgracer, what a disgrace-st.
Teacher [furious] : I don die…
Students : I don die, I don dier, I
don
diest!!!
Teacher faint!

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DON’T MISS THIS AWESOME STORY*

DON’T MISS THIS AWESOME
STORY*
Once there was a young girl who
decided 2
take a short cut home from
school. The
fastest way 2 her house was to
cut through
an alley. The girl approached the
alley way.
She saw a man standing like he
was waiting
4 someone. She said a prayer:
“Dear God pls
lead me through dis alley way,
safe &
unharmed. Amen.”
The girl walked through the alley
& past the man.
Later on that night, she was
watching the
news. She saw dat man had
murdered &
raped a young girl.
The police said
the man
told them another girl had passed
throgh the
alley 10 mins before.
They asked
him why he
didn’t attack the first girl. He said,
“there
was
a man walking beside her”.
God walks with us. We deny His
presences but
He is always there. 95% of people
will just read dis & shut their
phones, but
be among
the 5% that will read & share it!
Don’t be ashamed 2 admit u’re a
Child of
God.. Sorry I
had no choice, I’m a child of God!!
Dis is a test to see who has more
followers…
God or Satan?
If God, then comment “Amen”

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