First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.- Mahatma Gandhi @wazimu mkuu
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List of names to avoid this festive season
Ukiskia umeitwa ivi usiitike na usijaribu kusmile, ni mtegoo
1. Mkubwa
2. Tajiri yangu
3. Mzito
4. Mtu wangu
5. Chief
6. Chairman
7. Boss yangu
8. Babe
9. Sweet heart
10. Heheheee my lost Fren.
11. Boss.
12. Muuuuutunguyaz.
13. Buuuuda.
14. Niaje mzeiya.
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Form fours are like posting *”stress is over”*😂tuwaambie ukweli ama tuwaache wapumzike😂
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Panya watatu walikua wakibishana nani Ni noma zaidi
Panya 1: jamani mimi ni noma Wiki hii nimekula rat rat(sumu ya panya) mara tatu na sijadedi !!!
Panya 2 Wewe unasema nini, mimi nimekula nyama ikiwa
kwa mtego mara 5 nasijawahi dakwa
RAT 3 Mmemaliza? Mie hata sijui mnabishana nini? Mimi hii mimba niliyo nayo ni ya paka !!!
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.Panya WA 1 na 2 wakazimia😆😆😆😆😆
Panya wa 3 huwa hapendi ujinga kabisa
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Ati dem wako anaforce issue kaa msee wa curfew😂😂😂
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Ukiona dem wako amekuja Kwako alaf sm yake kaweka flight mode
Ujue uyo mwanamke Anakupenda Sana ataki Usumbufu Anapokuwa Na wew
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Niliambia caro nataka mtoto akanijibu uterus haiendi mahali nitafute pesa kwanza
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Unapoondoka duka bila kununua chochote na unajiambia
“tenda kawaida, huna hatia”
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Ukimkuta dada amevaa miwani anakuwa na dharau sana anasahau kuwa kilichomfanya avae iyo miwani ni ugonjwa
😀😀😀🏃♂️🏃♂️🏃♂️
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January imefika wale shamba boy mulikwa ushago mwende Nairobi kufiyeka mboma zatu huko Una enjoy girl friend wako beb Niko busy kwa Office ww
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nimekumbuka mitochondrion nikasahau pin ya mpesa😲🤣😋😋😋🤔😁
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Pain ya go nyesa ke mjolo kwa yeno o na le gate ya maotwana
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Madem wa siku izi wamekuwa kaa karao.mnakutana tao then next week uko ndani🤣😂🤣if you know you know
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Wanaume wa Siku hizi ni vigumu kuwatambua na makalio za wanawake za kila rangi now dayz ni zilipendwa
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LOVE IS LOVE MY FRIEND but Love is verry complicated in this world tunaweza kupendana kati yangu na mschana arakini ukakuta kama akunda mtu anafurahiya mapenzi yetu ndio mnaa kira mtu akuwe ana acha mngu ataware upendo wake na huyo mwana mke kwa ju bakijitawara nanaweza Angamia siyo kitu laisi bwana ni kwenda pole pole man.
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Mpende akupendae, asiye kupenda mlazimishe akikataa mroge
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