Endelea kiwaita sleepover ile siku dem atakufia kwako sijui utafanya aje!
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Unakumbuka pale nursery ukibeba book moja na one bob kwa pocket,,history repeats itself 😂😂😂😂campus life
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Kujulikana na mother in-law
Si kuolewa,, ulizeni ex wangu😂😂😂😂
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Niliambiwa na mwalimu wangu wa kiswahili ya kwamba ukiona mtu na makalio kubwa ujue ni ujinga amebeba hapo soo madem tuwache maringo ukiwa umebeba haaga ,,,,,”hiyo ni ujinga umebeba”.
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Mzee alikuwa anaomba Mungu kwa bedroom
na kiingereza “Thank you for Mercy, Thank you
for Joy, Thank you for Grace, I now have
Faith……”
Wife akaingia bedroom kwa fujo na kukatisha
maombi…… “Heh! Nilijua tu huwezi tosheka
na mimi…. Nini umekosa kwangu ndio uende
kwa Mercy, Joy, Grace na Faith???
Mzee akajaribu kumweleza but wife was so
infuriated hakuwa anataka kumwelewa. Wife
akakimbia kitchen akachukua ile kisu kali
kabisa, akangoja mzee alale aanze
kung’orota. Akawekelea maji kwa gas
ikachemka thero-thero-thero. Akachungulia
akaona mzee ako in deep sleep
Akaenda, akachukua kuku walikuwa nayo,
akaichinja na wakati iliiva, akaita bwanake
wakakula pamoja wakaenda pekejeng
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Mungu ndie mgawa riziki ko usijisumbue kwenda kwa waganga kwaaajir ya kuziba riziki yangu unajisumbua nibora ukakaa ukatathimin kwamba mbona mwenzangu kafanikiwa ko njoooo nikupe siri ya mafanikio sio kwenda kwa waganga
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Kopo la chooni ni la chooni tu,hata liwe jipya haliekwi kabatini.
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Yesu angejua vile wezi wanafanyiwa mtaanj agedhubutu kuja kama mwizi
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Eti ukiambia dem mkamba anadai umletee surprise gani anakushw umletee maji
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Siasa ni kama ndoa,
ikuvunjika wengi ulia sana
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First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.- Mahatma Gandhi @wazimu mkuu
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Sio sigara tu hata ukiwa na mwanamke msumbufu ni hatari kwa afya yako
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Mtu mmoja amekimbia paka sikio lake ameguza chini
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Hahaha wamathe wa kisumu hucompit kuongea
English but hawatakagi kwambiwa hawajui
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Do not let any one to know. Am telling u a big secret.
It is only between us okay. Ati nimeskia kama Kenya iko Africa ??ni kweli ama??🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Dame:Babe nko na ball
Boyie:leta tucheze futa atleast tufanye maexercise
Dame:si ivo😊nko nimebemba
Boyie:Nini tena?… Umechoka nikusaidaie…
Dame:Nkt😅acha kujifanya huelewi
Boyie:Bydah nani alikubuyia..??na mbona hukunxhw nikubuyie?… Dats means unancheza…. Wacha tu tuachane peacefuly…
Dame:Aky babe namaanxha nko pregnant….
Boyie:Ulitoa wapi😱🙊…
Dame:Ni yako🙈🙈🙈🙈
Boyie:💃👋👋👋👋👍👍👍👍👍👏👏nlitaka ivo coz uliwa unaniringia… RINGA SASA TUONE
Dame:sawa tu….🙈🙊🙊🙊🙈🙈🙈😅😅😢😢😱😱😱😱😱??????
Boyie:Naga nima ndukoragwa na mutwe mwega
Dame:Onawe thii okiomaga
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