My future wife si uje ama nifungue butchery na hizi ngombe za dowry

Imagine umelala afternoon bcoz the previous night ulikuwa kesha. mara unasika knock kwa mlango, ukienda kufungua unagongwa kidole ya mwisho ya mguu na kitanda, kuturn kidogo unaangukia ndoo za maji yanamwangika, unatereza kwa hayo maji unaangukia tv, na wire ya stima inakupinga shock kwa mgongo. unasimama na uchovu, maumivu, hasira na hasara. kufika kwa mlango kufungua unapatana na jamaa kwa mlango anasema, ” Habari yako? naregister lines za Orange!” utafanya? 😂😂

To our sisters leo want to ask you this question hivi…..

“what would you do if you start arguing with your man and he starts crying”

Sisi tuko hapa to see the comments and kuchangia where we have too

Today a preacher in a public bus started preaching… “Leo nataka kuwasomea barua ya Paulo kwa Warumi”

A drunk man at the back asked him… “Kwa nini utusomee na sisi sio Warumi… Na kwanza nani amekwambia ufungue barua ya wenyewe???”

If my mother is not happy with
Me being in her house,she must
Move out,I’m in my mothers house,
She must go to her mother’s house
Mongwe Le Mongwe Ga Mmagwe!

First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.- Mahatma Gandhi @wazimu mkuu

Why fire kempinski staff for doing it we all do it, the riskier the place the better. They didn’t tell cameras to watch..

Sometimes I really wonder,
tulikiwa tunasoma kunyume ya nini ?

Hii Nairobi kama hujaact setbooks
Haujajaribu online jobs za global alliance (kwanza hii)😂
Haujaenda mjengo😌
Haujafanya promotion ya nodules ama simu😩😫

Halafu kuna ile walk ya kiadvatise pizza na kuku 😅😂
My friend hakuna kitu utaniambia kuhusu kuhustle😂