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MIMI KAMA SIMU YAKO
Nataka uniheshimu.Sipendi ukiniweka kila saa kwa vibrate mode,alafu usiniweke kwa mfuko wako wa nyuma…ukinyamba wataka nifeel aje? Alafu ukiamka asubuhi plz brush mdomo kabla unitumie…wewe huwaga unanuka mdomo ni vile sitaki kukuambia! Then kuna ile siku uliniweka credit bamba 5 hio siku uliniudhi! Huoni ni aibu hio lakini nikanyamaza tu..Saa zingine we huenda na mimi chooni! Hio ni heshima kweli?

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Why fire kempinski staff for doing it we all do it, the riskier the place the better. They didn’t tell cameras to watch..

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Fuck maze, ile time umejipata maudenki zimekukaza then kufika kwa choo unapata kuna ninja ili kunia juu bt kulingana navile umekazwa inabidi uingine,,, then ukiwa ndani kimsee kinakam afu kinaamua kungoja utoke… Coz hauwezi taka aone hio shonde asikushuku ww unamua kutumia gazeti yako kupanguza hio shonde we unabaki hivyo

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DNA test ya durha…Buti wamehe xava byala
U n’wa u langutisa nwana kahle

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Yanga yeti inapiga moja moja kama mgonjwa wa kisukali asanteni simba kwa kurejedha heshima ya wanaume

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Mungu wetu ni wa heri kwa wote asuh naiona nyepesi japo mfukoni nina shiling hamsin chanji iliyo baki ya vitumbua jana. Naish vp chana akil inaitijika

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akil ni nyele kila mtu ana zake

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Bak in skull ukiwa Dom….
we Zima stima tulale unaskia wazimu mwngne ukilala class ulkuwa umezima stima

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Mkinisema kila Mara mie ndio uzima wangu bure zenu biashara za majungu dhidi yangu, cemeni cina hasara atanilipia mungu

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Unakumbuka pale nursery ukibeba book moja na one bob kwa pocket,,history repeats itself 😂😂😂😂campus life

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Mzee alikuwa anaomba Mungu kwa bedroom
na kiingereza “Thank you for Mercy, Thank you
for Joy, Thank you for Grace, I now have
Faith……”
Wife akaingia bedroom kwa fujo na kukatisha
maombi…… “Heh! Nilijua tu huwezi tosheka
na mimi…. Nini umekosa kwangu ndio uende
kwa Mercy, Joy, Grace na Faith???
Mzee akajaribu kumweleza but wife was so
infuriated hakuwa anataka kumwelewa. Wife
akakimbia kitchen akachukua ile kisu kali
kabisa, akangoja mzee alale aanze
kung’orota. Akawekelea maji kwa gas
ikachemka thero-thero-thero. Akachungulia
akaona mzee ako in deep sleep
Akaenda, akachukua kuku walikuwa nayo,
akaichinja na wakati iliiva, akaita bwanake
wakakula pamoja wakaenda pekejeng

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Nampenda bwana yesu Sikh zote za maisha yangu kwani yeye ndiye mwenye kunipendeza na hakuna mwingine zaidi yake katika maisha yangu. Ahsante yesu kwa kunijalia afya njema ,kunikinga na na maradhi kuniepusha dhoruba za dunia hii na uzidi kuendelea kuniepusha tena na tena mpaka hapo utakapo niita baba yetu .ahsante baba kwa ridhiki unayonijalia kila siku, bariki mazao yangu ya shamba pia bariki biashara yangu iwe na Wateja wengi na I we endelevu,naomba ktk jina la yesu amina

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Titi taaa tete kumilife is short so smile
whole still hve a chance to do so

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