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Sometimes I really wonder,
tulikiwa tunasoma kunyume ya nini ?

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Unataka nizae mtoto afanane na ww baba ake kwan mm nna kifuko cha uzazi ama mashine ya photocopy 😜😜

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nimekumbuka mitochondrion nikasahau pin ya mpesa😲🤣😋😋😋🤔😁

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List of names to avoid this festive season
Ukiskia umeitwa ivi usiitike na usijaribu kusmile, ni mtegoo
1. Mkubwa
2. Tajiri yangu
3. Mzito
4. Mtu wangu
5. Chief
6. Chairman
7. Boss yangu
8. Babe
9. Sweet heart
10. Heheheee my lost Fren.
11. Boss.
12. Muuuuutunguyaz.
13. Buuuuda.
14. Niaje mzeiya.

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Him: hae
Her:moglobin
Him: wacha hizo ww
Her:zipi….unasemaje
Him:unaitwa?
Her:mzimu…uko nalaziada
Him:Thai…Dina
😂😂😂😅

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Demu:babe leo bata wap??
Boy:kwani wewe unataka tukale wap???
Demu:nataka tukale kwa hotel kubwa
Boy:acha ufala leo bata kwani uja waona kwenye banda lao wanakula 😂😂😂😂😂

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Ushawai kuwa single for so long Hadi
unashangaa kwani ribs yako moja ilitumika kupika supu ama Nini🤣

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Na venye mm n bachelor 🤔nikifa xai life history ang c itakuwa fupi;”
Marehemu alizaliwa akazurura akafa”😂😂

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Her:Beb ulisema utanipeleka tour?
Joker smoker: Apana nilisema Twa Twa😂

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Mato niki refu kuliko mutura ya soko mjinga itabidi apuguzwe na rungu ya masaai

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Kuna dem aliniita home kwake akasema anataka nyama kwa nyama. Nikamwambia cna doo labda ugali kwa mayai. Bado ajatext back ni kama akona alargy ya mayai. Ebu nipe advice

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