MIMI KAMA SIMU YAKO
Nataka uniheshimu.Sipendi ukiniweka kila saa kwa vibrate mode,alafu usiniweke kwa mfuko wako wa nyuma…ukinyamba wataka nifeel aje? Alafu ukiamka asubuhi plz brush mdomo kabla unitumie…wewe huwaga unanuka mdomo ni vile sitaki kukuambia! Then kuna ile siku uliniweka credit bamba 5 hio siku uliniudhi! Huoni ni aibu hio lakini nikanyamaza tu..Saa zingine we huenda na mimi chooni! Hio ni heshima kweli?

Today a preacher in a public bus started preaching… “Leo nataka kuwasomea barua ya Paulo kwa Warumi”

A drunk man at the back asked him… “Kwa nini utusomee na sisi sio Warumi… Na kwanza nani amekwambia ufungue barua ya wenyewe???”

My future wife si uje ama nifungue butchery na hizi ngombe za dowry