In every man’s life kunakuaga na dem kila mtu huassume mshakulana na hamjawai 
Alafu kunakuaga na dem mshakulana lakini huezi ambia watu mshaikulana 
Alafu kuna dem ukiambia watu mshaikulana hawaamini 
Alafu kuna dem mnakulananga lakini nyinyi wote hamuezi ambia watu coz mtastopisha reggae. 
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Hata uwe na haraka kiasi gani…,lazima matako itabaki nyuma
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Uko njiani pekee yako usiku Mara unaona mtu mbele unaharakisha mwendane na yeye mnafika sehemu inayotisha Mara unasikia akisema….”mahali hapa tumefka ndo nliuawa”manze apo ndo utajua hujui
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Unapata Dem amebeba food take away ujue amechukua ugali tatu ya 30bob na mboga ya 10bob
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Her:Beb ulisema utanipeleka tour?
Joker smoker: Apana nilisema Twa Twa
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Madem wengi kasi ya n ya kufilter picha wapost kwa status na hawakumbuki lika yao inaelekeakumalisha ulezi
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List of names to avoid this festive season
Ukiskia umeitwa ivi usiitike na usijaribu kusmile, ni mtegoo
1. Mkubwa
2. Tajiri yangu
3. Mzito
4. Mtu wangu
5. Chief
6. Chairman
7. Boss yangu
8. Babe
9. Sweet heart
10. Heheheee my lost Fren.
11. Boss.
12. Muuuuutunguyaz.
13. Buuuuda.
14. Niaje mzeiya.
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Dame:beb Plic nbuyie redo ya mbao.
Boy:tumiaga hiyo ya chuma kabla walete ya mbao,
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*Siyo Lazima Mpenzi wako Akija Mfanye Mapenzi…Kamtembeze Ata Makaburini Umwonyeshe Utakapo Mzika Siku Atacheza Na Hisia Zako
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Kwako Kuna bed switch ama unazimanga stima then unatembea hadi kwa bed Kama kipofu
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January imefika wale shamba boy mulikwa ushago mwende Nairobi kufiyeka mboma zatu huko Una enjoy girl friend wako beb Niko busy kwa Office ww
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Babangu ameniita akaniuliza mjulus ni nini nikamwambia ni kijana, Sasa anashinda akiniita mjulus yangu
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Kama huna pesa punguza kitambi we are tired of respecting wrong people
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Niliambia caro nataka mtoto akanijibu uterus haiendi mahali nitafute pesa kwanza
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Tusikizane vizuri,,, haikua kupenda kwangu kuishi Kwa nyumba ya mabati, ukikuja kwangu sio lazima ubishe mabati,
bisha Tu mlango ntakuskia nanii
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Nakumbuka Chemistry paper 1 kulikuwa na hii swali “State 3 characteristics of bromine” Sasa mimi na ujinga yangu nikaandika characteristics za Bro wa mine
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