Even if you dance in the Rain
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Youre Enemies will accuse you of Making dust

A woman gets on a bus with her baby.
The driver says “Ugh, that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!”
The woman moves to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming.
She says to Nyaa, who was next to her in the bus,
“the driver just insulted me.”
Nyaa says “You go up there and give that stupid driver a big slap.
Go on madam, I’ll help you hold your monkey for you”

{Dear Ladies}
•°•
You’re Not Romantic Enough If You’ve
Never Worn Your Boyfriend’s Underwear!!

I bought cheap power bank in Chinese shop,
i was happy until my phone started charging the power bank

Met my crush at mukuleng i bought doritos with money
i was suppose to buy cabbage with

I don’t know why it’s so difficult to return a plate to the kitchen after eating.
It just becomes heavier

Wife: I wish I was a newspaper so I would
be in your hands all day.
Husband: Really! but you probably did not
realize that I am not reading the same
newspaper each day! but a new one
everyday

the best way to punish ur dad is by joining the priest hood so that ur dad can call you father and u will answer him my son God loves you!!!

The judge says to a double murder defendant, “You’re charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer.”
A voice at the back of the courtroom yells out, “You bastard!”
The judge says, “You’re also charged with beating your mother-in-law to death with the same hammer.”
The voice in the back of the courtroom yells out, “You ROTTEN bastard!”
The judge stops and says to the man in the back of the courtroom. “Sir, I can understand your anger and frustration at these crimes, but no more outbursts from you, or I’ll charge you with contempt. Is that understood?”
The man stands up and says, “I’m sorry, Your Honour, but for fifteen years I’ve lived next door to that arsehole, and every time I asked if I could borrow a hammer, he said he didn’t have one”.

My neighbour knocked on my door at 2:30 in the morning…
can you believe it? 2:30?.
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luckily i was still up playing load music

Date someone within your sense of humour range💏. Imagine being cross-questioned for a mere meme you shared..!