RESPECTABLE FIANCE
Mother talking to her daughter…..:
Mother: What kind of person is ur Fiance.
Is he respectable?
Daughter: Of course. He is, Mum.
He is thrifty and doesn’t drink or smoke. He
has a very nice wife with three well
behaved children.
Mother: Oh My God.!!!!!! (Faints)

Girls who still think a guy with a car has money..
Happy children’s day

Somewhere in Limpopo they have already named a child ‘Croatia’
😂😂😂😂😂……..
Morning limpopians

YOU GOTTA WORK HARD BECAUSE EVERYTHING YOU WANT IS EXPENSIVE!!

*Africans are difficult to understand*
I tried several times to warn passersby not to urinate at the corner of my wall fence but they never stopped. I decided to write on the wall: *ANYONE FOUND URINATING HERE WILL BE PROSECUTED*, but the vice continued more. Then I decided to write: *PLEASE URINATE HERE WE NEED HUMAN URINE FOR RITUALS*.
This time not only have they stopped urinating on the wall but have abandoned the footpath as well.

There was a small boy called Lesley, None of his classmates liked him because of his stupidity.. One day his mother came to school to check how he was doing.. The teacher told his mother that she has never seen such a dumb kid nd she’s heard enough of him.. The mother was so shocked about the feedback nd decided to withdrew her son from that school nd even leave the town.. 25 years later Les former teacher was diagnosed with an incurable.. disease All Doctors advised her to have a Surgery.. Left with no options the Woman decided to do the operation which was successful.. When she opened her eyes she saw a handsome doctor smiling at her.. she wanted to thank him but could not talk, Her face turned blue!! she raised her hand trying to tell him something nd eventually died.. The Doctor was very shocked trying to understand what went wrong… when he turned around, he saw someone who just unplugged the machine nd put on his charger nd a stuff at that Hospital by the name Lesley😲😲😲….Please don’t tell me you thought the Doctor was Lesley

Are you single guys?
If so, go to Moria and say ” anytime is tea time ” right in front of girls

A sweet grandmother Telephoned St. Joseph’s Hospital. She timidly asked, “Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?” The operator said, “I’ll be glad to help, dear. What’s the name and room number of the patient?” The grandmother in her weak, tremulous voice said, Norma Findlay, Room 302.”
The operator replied, “Let me put you on hold while I check with the nurse’s station for that room.”After a few minutes, the operator returned to the phone and said, “I have good news. Her nurse just told me that Norma is doing well. Her blood pressure is fine; her blood work just came back normal and her Physician, Dr. Cohen, has scheduled her to be discharged tomorrow.” The grandmother said, “Thank you. That’s wonderful. I was so worried. God bless you for the good News.” The operator replied, “You’re more than welcome. Is Norma your daughter?” The grandmother said, “No, I’m Norma Findlay in Room 302. No one tells me anything.”

When drunk people talk, 75% of what they say is true…
Please listen carefully this weekend

That moment when electricity comes back
while you’re naked outside trying to lock🔐the gate..!

The way I’m minding my own business
I don’t even know who I’m dating