Pliz dont make a woman cry, for a womans tears are expensive. When a single drop comes out, it mixes with Loreal eyeliner-$11.50, and Revlon mascara-$18.50. When it rolls down the cheek it further mixes with D &G blusher-$15 and Mac powder-$9.50. Finally when it gets to the lips it mixes with Maybelline lipstick-$12 and Avon lip gloss-$4.50.

This means a single tear drop is ruining about *$70*.
Please don’t make them cry.

*_At least make men cry coz its only vaseline-$1.50._*

I am Enjoying my last R1000 i got from selling one of my kidneys…
Now i am here thinking what’s the use of having two balls 🤔

I hate it when people see me at the supermarket and they

“Hey what are you doing here ”

and I’m just like “Oh you know hunting elephants”

The elderly Italian man went to his parish priest and asked if he would hear his confession. “Of course, my son,” said the priest. “Well, Father, at the beginning of World War Two, a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the Germans; I hid her in my attic, and they never found her.” “That’s a wonderful thing, my son, and nothing that you need to confess,” said the priest. “It’s worse than that, Father; I was weak, and told her that she had to pay for rent of the attic with her sexual favours,” continued the old man.
“Well, it was a very difficult time, and you took a large risk -you would have suffered terribly at their hands if the Germans had found you hiding her; I know that God, in his wisdom and mercy, will balance the good and the evil, and judge you kindly,” said the priest. “Thanks, Father,” said the old man.
“That’s a load off of my mind. The old man asked, “Do I need to tell her that the war is over?”

Nobody keeps in touch like a female
you promised money

Teacher: Can You Support Your Answer

Me : Viva My Answer Viva

That Pain 😢😥 , When You Show Someone Something That
You Are Really Proud Of And They Say “Cool”
And They Change The Subject 😭

Three Drunkies Entered A Taxi 😂

The Taxi Driver Knew that they were drunk so he Started The Engine And Turned It Off Again Then Said:”We Have Reached Your Destination”

The 1st Guy Gave Him Money And The 2nd Guy Said:”Thank You “And He Paid More Money then the usual taxi fee

The 3rd Guy Slapped The Driver, The Driver Was Shocked and Suprised Thinking The 3rd Drunk Knew What He Did . But Then He Asked” What Was That For ?’:

The 3rd Replied,-”Control Your Speed Next Time, You Nearly Killed Us All ” 😂😂

boyfriends message : Babe I was
involved in an accident Palesa took me
to the hospital😭.
the doctors say I’m in a bad state, left
arm broken😓, cervical dislocation,😞 few
facial injuries and they have to
amputate my left leg.😭
°°°°°°°
Girlfriends message : Who is Palesa😐😠????

There was a virgin that was going out on a date for the first time and she told her grandmother about it.
Her grandmother says, “Sit here and let me tell you about those young boys. “He is going to try to kiss you; you are going to like that, but
don’t let him do that.”
She continued, “He is going to try to feel your breast; you are going to like that, but don’t let him do that. He is going to try to put his
hand between your legs; you are going to like that, but don’t let him do that.
Then the grandmother said, “But, most importantly, he is going to try to get on top of you and have his way with you. You are going to like that, but don’t let him do that. It will disgrace the family.” With that bit of advice in mind, the granddaughter went on her date
and could not wait to tell her grandmother about it. The next day she told her grandmother that her date went just as the old lady said.
She said, “Grandmother, I didn’t let him disgrace the family. When he tried, I turned him over, got on top of him and disgraced his family😂

Behind every high heels👠there are slippers👡
in the handbag

My son is turning 2 years today but due to budget
we are not telling him

Dating A Guy Who Studied At TUT is An Extreme Sport 😰 ,
Because When He is Angry He Will Go On A Strike And Burn 🔥
Your Entire House/Flat

I’m not drunk, the floor just hates me,
the tables and chairs are bullies
and the walls get in my way.

Stop posting your problems on Facebook and start drinking alcohol
like the rest of us

Tell a Lady: “I had a dream about you”
They always think it’s about s*x
~•~
And be like: “Girl, I was buying bread in SHOPRITE and you were the cashier”