We live in a society where females think it’s okay to state their preferences, “tall guy with a beard, big ass package, light in complexion with killer abs. ”
But when I say I don’t like fat women, I’m insensitive & I’m body shaming. Fruitcake generation. The levels are staggering.

When you’re in bed with bae and
you so wanna play with her hair…
but it’s on the chair in the dining room

If you can spy your Boyfriend starting from Today till Sunday,
You might find out that you’re his fifth Girlfriend..! ✋😏

Little Jack was filling a hole in the garden when his neighbour looked over the fence and asked, “What are you doing here, son?” “I’ve just buried my goldfish; it died” replied Little Jack tearfully. “That is a mighty large hole you dug for a goldfish” said the neighbour.Patting down the last bit of earth, Little Jack said, “That’s because my goldfish is inside your stupid cat !”

Before l confirm your friend
Request📲 l need:
Certified copy of your ID📂🗒
Proof of resident🌐
And your parent’s payslip

Your Periods Will Skip You Just Like The Way
You’re Skipping Our Posts!!!

Heartbreak really hurts, my sister has
been in the kitchen washing one plate for
2hours now..
This is why I gave my heart to Christ

Imagine Dating A Girl Who Cooks Rice Without Counting It…
Big TurnOff!!!

Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the State house, where the President lives.
The 1st from INDIA, the 2nd from CHINA & the 3rd from Zimbabwe.They go with State House official to examine the fence.
The Indian takes out a tape & did some measuring, works some figures “Well”, he says, “I figure the job will cost $9,000. ($4,000 for materials, $4,000 for my teamv& $1,000 profit for me)”.
The Chinese does some measuring & figuring, says,”I can do it for $7,000. ($3,000 for materials, $3,000 for my team & $1,000 profit for me)”.
The Zimbabwea did not even measure or figure out anything, but he walks around the State House & whispers “$27,000.” The official says, “You didn’t even measure how did you come up with such a high figure?” The Zimbabwean whispers “$10,000 for me, $10,000 for you, & $7,000 to hire the Chinese to do the job.”

After paying R2500 per month creche fees…
my 5 yr old son will be like:
days of the week Monday,December, June,Tuesday, twelve, 😕😕
I’m stressed guys

Ladies….
If you have pimples please dont put makeup ontop of those pimples……
Do you know why?????
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Because you look like magnum ice cream

When your Bae parties every weekend & you just sit there and wonder
if you’re dating a person or Sound equipment