When church ⛪ needs 1 million 💰 for Pastor’s car 🚗, they call for fund raising.
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_When in the same church 👉⛪ a member needs 1 million 💰 for kidney transplant, they call for prayers

Matt: Hey Dr. Park, this is Matt from the Vascular lab. I have an outpatient here with an external iliac occlusion with cold foot pin and numbness that started 3 days ago. What should I do with her?

Hannah: Hi, this is Hannah. I think you have the wrong number, but I Googled it and I’m pretty sure u need to put a stent in her left radial artery. Best of luck, Matt!

Matt: Sorry, wrong number Hannah. She ended up actually getting a stent. Took about 3 hours longer for trained medical professionals to figure out what took you 3 minutes.

Hannah: Yoooo, yall hiring?

Some Girl’s Don’t Even Own A Car But Love Saying ‘Stay In Your Lane’
AyA! You Must Stay On The Pavement..

Yaz When you been single for long you can’t even spell the word ” relashinsheep “

`THIS IS A KILLER“`🀄

This is how I stopped dating school girls:
She came to my place in a school uniform, looked into my eyes and said, “Sweetheart, I have missed my periods.” That’s when I fainted and woke up in a hospital. I overheard her telling the nurse that, “I didn’t know he cared so much about my school life, all I wanted to tell him was that, I had missed my periods for Maths and English, *(so that I could find time for him)*
but he fainted before I could finish.”

That moment when you are happy and enjoying your day and
you hear that your friend bought a brand new car

Nyaope boys will rob you day light while
wearing a T-Shirt written “LET’S UNITE AND
FIGHT CRIME”

Taxi was full,so this female nurse wearing uniform didn’t hv a seat,other man offered her to sit on top of him,this guy wanted to start conversation,are you nurse? Asked the guy, yes hw did you know?your uniform!
Then the nurse asked the guy;are you mechanic, the guy was surprised, yes I am how did you know, your jerk is jerking me

guys sorry for not posting for the
past three hours i was helping my brother
searching the for the chocolate
i ate that he bought for his girlfriend

Colleagues Bill,Jim and Scott are attending a convention together and staying in a Hotel suit on the top of a 75-storey skyscraper. After a long day of meetings they’re shocked to hear the lifts in their hotel are out of order and that they have to climb 75 flights of stairs to get to their room. Bill says to Jim and Scott ”lets break the monotony of this unpleasant task by concestrating on something intresting i’ll tell jokes for 25 storeys,Jim can sing songs for 25 and Scott can tell sad stories the rest of the way. At the 26th floor Bill stops telling jokes and Bill begins to sing. At 51th floor Jim stops singing and Scott begins to tell sad stories ”I’LL TELL MY SADDEST STORY FIRST” I LEFT OUR ROOM KEY AT THE RECEPTION

You make her breakfast in bed and
she comes with it to the dining room
Some people just don’t get it!

Baba Saxidas Quote on Men

Long Time Ago, Men Who Sacrificed There Love, Youth, Parents, Identity, Laughter & There Hapines Were Called Saints!

Now They Are Called Husband

When they say, Behind Every Successful Man there is a Woman.
They mean His Mother
Not you