As African we are slowly losing our culture.
I just saw someone eating rice and chicken but it’s not yet Christmas
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Imagine your boyfriend is a photographer instead of saying smile, he says I love you 😍 then you smile 🙈
Now scroll down because you’re single
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” I was hanging out on streets
smoking some dope weed around
23:30. I decided to go home but it
was far and there were no taxis at
that time of night. I decided to
walk while hiking rides. It started
to rain and suddenly a BMW
stopped by my side I quictly
jumped into the passenger’s seat
and close the door then of started
moving and as i was about to say
” thank you” to the driver, i
discovered that there was no body
in the car. I started to freak out
but was so scared to jump out of
a moving car. When the car got to
the bend,a hand came thru the
window and turned the steering
wheel, this happens twice then the
third time i totaly freaked out
screaming ran for my life, I entered
the nearest bar downing two milk
castle stout and still telling ghost
storie to those who cared to listen.
3 guys walked in the very same
bar all drenched in rain water, one
of them said Nok’s isn’t that the
mad person who enterd the car
while we were pushing it?
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When a girl rejects me,I tell myself that
she’s HIV positive and she don’t want to infect me
Finish&klaar
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*Just because i told her,” feel free and enjoy at home,”
she is now frying 12 eggs, ladies na wicked 🤔🤔*
😨😨😨😨
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Some guys be calling their girlfriends “My Queen! My Queen!!” but when the Queen asks for 2k the kingdom scatter and the king disappears.
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*I have NEVER heard Pastors preaching
about*
*the Maps behind the Bible.*
*I think they are hiding directions to
HEAVEN from us*
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I kissed a girl until she was wet and she asked me for xxx … •But i told her i haven’t finished my 6weeks of male circumcision -You know why i did that? •Because girls also lie to us and say they on their periods while they’re not
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POLICEMAN: Sir! A woman in Pretoria just shot her husband
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COMMANDER: Why did she shoot him?
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POLICEMAN: He walked on the floor she just mopped
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COMMANDER: Okay! have you arrested her yet?
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POLICEMAN: No sir.. The floor isn’t dry yet…🙄
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If my Bae is cheating on me and
you decide to tell me,
then you owe me a new one.
I can’t be single because
you couldn’t mind your own business
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Mbali ; baby I’m pregnant
Mbula ; haibo who gave you that name😀
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I’ll be handsome next year 🚶🏽
This year I’m just not in the mood
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when wearing a bikini,women reveal 90% of their body parts.
Men are so polite,they only look at the covered parts
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During a job interview:
Manager: What’s the highest level of
education you obtained?
Eric: PHD
Manager: Great! So that means you have a
Doctor’s degree …
Eric: Well, No..That means i
Passed Highschool with Difficulties (P.H.D.)
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I used to say” when I grow up I want to have beautiful kids”
until my mother said “i used to say the same thing but look at you”
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In 10 years time you’ll be fighting with
your husband because of a girl who’s
in Grade 2 right now
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