Introduce your bae💑 to your parents, not to us on social media, here we support breakup..!
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April 1 is named FOOL’S DAY, after Clive
April. He was born on 1st April 1579 . He
did 105 businesses in his lifetime. He lost
all his father’s assets and so everyone
started calling him father of the fools.
At 19, he married a 61-year-old woman
who divorced him after a year because of
his foolishness.
He used to read all kinds of fake stories like
you are doing now.
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when some people are snoring,
you would swear that a truck is passing by.
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A very sick woman on her sick bed said to her husband: ‘Honey if I die, how long would it take you before you marry a another wife…?!
The man replied….’ till your grave becomes dry my love
Then she said: Are you promising me this…?!
“Of course darling… I promise you “.
And after her demise, her husband began to visit her grave everyday for a period of one year.
*And the grave was always wet, it never became dry…!!!”
And a day came when he visited the graveyard in the evening, he found her brother in the graveyard.
“He then asked him: “Jason what are you doing here…?”
He replied :.. I’m fulfilling the wish of my only sister. She said I should please come here everyday to wet her grave”
WOMEN….
I tell you honestly … they rock…. alive or dead
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How cheese boy hire gal when they say hi
He say bye
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A Girl on Facebook posted: “My ex dumped me & 2weeks later he got engaged” Someone commented: “Atleast you made it to the semi-finals”..!
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She Was My Crush Until She Posted, “I’m
Cooking Pastor, Soap And Miss Meat for
launch then
Rise and Bins for sleep “
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You are only 15 but your relationship Status is
“complicated” what happened
My daughter Did he steal your crayons?
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If you can kiss a woman with lipstick passionately..
My brother you can eat crayons happily.
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Bae: ae
Meh: iou
Bae: what is this
Meh: what do you see
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Signboard on one side of a super highway..
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You are not looking at the road
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This December
Mom: go back where you’re coming from
Me: don’t worry i just came for a jersey im going back
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My mother wanted to start using facebook
i told her that we pay R500 per month
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Pain is when you accidentally give the visitor. …
the plate with the big meat
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I went for a job interview the other day. They asked me what my greatest weakness was.
I replied, “I tend to ask too many questions, why do you ask?
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Every girl is beautiful..
sometimes it just takes the right amount of alcohol to see it.
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