Nothing confuses a girl like a rich guy asking if she has a boyfriend.
The girl will be like “sometimes I have, sometimes I don’t”
Well-done my sister

To Get Rich in Mzansi, You Need To Go To School, Get A Degree, Then Put Them ASIDE And HUSTLE Like A DROPOUT

Do African Parents eva come back and apologise 2 yu
if they’ve done you wrong?

That irritating moment when u just can’t
seem to locate the longer side of your
blanket during that harsh winter night! You
try pulling your blanket to cover your head,
but your two naughty feet keep on popping
out. Damn you winter!!! What power do you
have to make us suffer!!

A letter of Apology for Being Absent at Work for The Whole Week..
.
Die Boss Am first off all ask you that you are how? And your family is how too?? My latter I right to sorry you for seeing me not there all 7 days. On Monday I work up with a marathon stomach. I tried to col you but didn’t touch the phone, in the afuthanunu I started taking out food with the mouth and it was wessy.
.
Thank you Boss.
Mogale M.P

AN OLD WOMAN WALKED UP AND
TIED HER OLD MULE TO THE
HITCHING POST.
AS SHE STOOD THERE, BRUSHING
SOME OF THE DUST FROM HER FACE
AND CLOTHES, A YOUNG GUNSLINGER
STEPPED OUT OF THE SALOON WITH
A GUN IN ONE HAND AND A BOTTLE
OF WHISKEY IN THE OTHER. THE
YOUNG GUNSLINGER LOOKED AT THE
OLD WOMAN AND LAUGHED, “HEY OLD
WOMAN, HAVE YOU EVER DANCED?”
THE OLD WOMAN LOOKED UP AT THE
GUNSLINGER AND SAID, “NO,… I
NEVER DID DANCE… NEVER REALLY
WANTED TO.”
A CROWD HAD GATHERED AS THE
GUNSLINGER GRINNED AND SAID
“WELL, YOU OLD BAG, YOU’RE GONNA
DANCE NOW,” AND STARTED
SHOOTING AT THE OLD WOMAN’S
FEET.
THE OLD WOMAN PROSPECTOR —
NOT WANTING TO GET HER TOE
BLOWN OFF –STARTED HOPPING
AROUND. EVERYBODY WAS
LAUGHING. WHEN HIS LAST BULLET
HAD BEEN FIRED, THE YOUNG
GUNSLINGER, STILL LAUGHING,
HOLSTERED HIS GUN AND TURNED
AROUND TO GO BACK INTO THE
SALOON.
THE OLD WOMAN TURNED TO HER
PACK MULE, PULLED OUT A DOUBLE-
BARRELED SHOTGUN, AND COCKED
BOTH HAMMERS.
THE LOUD CLICKS CARRIED CLEARLY
THROUGH THE DESERT AIR, AND THE
CROWD STOPPED LAUGHING
IMMEDIATELY.
THE YOUNG GUNSLINGER HEARD THE
SOUNDS, TOO, AND HE TURNED
AROUND VERY SLOWLY. THE SILENCE
WAS ALMOST DEAFENING. THE
CROWD WATCHED AS THE YOUNG
GUNMAN STARED AT THE OLD
WOMAN AND THE LARGE GAPING
HOLES OF THOSE TWIN BARRELS.
THE BARRELS OF THE SHOTGUN
NEVER WAVERED IN THE OLD
WOMAN’S HANDS, AS SHE QUIETLY
SAID, “SON, HAVE YOU EVER KISSED
A MULE’S ASS?”
THE GUNSLINGER SWALLOWED HARD
AND SAID, “NO M’AM… BUT I’VE
ALWAYS WANTED TO.
THERE ARE FIVE LESSONS HERE FOR
ALL OF US:
1 – Never be arrogant.
2 – Don’t waste ammunition.
3 – Whiskey makes you think you’re
smarter than you are.
4 – Always make sure you know who
has the power.
5 – Don’t mess with old people; they
didn’t get old by being stupid.

[Dear Ladies]
Have you ever made a guy drop you off at another guy’s place?

That’s How Lazy Boyfriends Stays at home
doing Nothing!. .
.
I Helped my Neighbour to carry a 20litre
bucket full of water up to 4th floor . .,She
was like. .”Thanks a lot. Mr Rainbow Just Put
it down there at the door. . ‘My Boyfriend is
inside He will come and carry it”
.
I took It Back Downstairs and kick that
bucket with my Boots

I said, babe we will meet near Nandos
then boom i found her inside reading the
Menu📄..!!

A man tells his doctor that his wife has been denying him sex for the past 7 months. The physician tells the man to bring his wife in so he can talk to her.

When the wife comes to office, the doctor asks her why doesn’t she want to have sex with her husband any more.

“For the last 7 months,” the wife replies, “every morning I take a cab to work. I don’t make much money and my husband doesn’t give more than bus fare, so the cab driver always asks me, ‘So are you going to pay today or what?’ I always give him an ‘or what’. That makes me late to work I’m late, so the boss asks me, ‘So are we going to dock your salary, or what?’ That’s another ‘or what.’ On the way home, I take the cab and again I don’t have any money so the cab driver asks me, ‘So are you going to pay this time or what?’ And, again, I do an ‘or what’. So you see, Doctor, when I get home I’m all tired out and I don’t want sex any more.”

The doctor thinks for a second. “So,” he says, “are we going to tell your husband or what?”

Who is more stupid?
1. A Ugandan man who waves at
A
newscaster while watchin tv,
2. A Nigerian nurse who wakes
up a
sleepin patient to give him sleepin
pills bcos she 4got to give him
3. A Kenyan man who goes to a
bank with a spanner to open an
account,
4. A Southafrican man who puts a
radio in a freezer to listen to cool
music,
5. A Tanzanian man who lowers
de
volume of a radio to read a text
message,
6. A Zimbabwe man who puts
perfume on his body to snap a
picture.

If you hate someone, Please hate him/her
alone. Don’t recruit other people to hate
him/her with you.That’s witchcraft.

People Who Think Are Better in English Really Congolese My Prohalidiet 😪😤 .. i Mean , How Can They Dopichristy Others By Their Poslascivious integrity ? 😕😒 Guys! 😠😡 We Need To Tiflaguede Our Thinking PLEASE!! 🙏🙏 , We Are All Calfinigaious Of The Rededication But if Not , Try Embletizing Or Be An Hypitechus 😓😥

Black Tax was not a problem when it took you to school and raised you but now that you are working and have made it, It has suddenly become a burden?
I’m not quite sure how helping your own family becomes a burden especially if you were once helped too?

Jack Mabaso would be powerless
if he takes off his left hand glove

Stop using people’s iPhones to take pictures
Love your “ZTE and Mobicel