When you get tired of food at your bae’s house
and you hear his mother saying
you are not getting used to salad

I really hate it when 2000 kids uses makeup instead of their baby powder

Behind Every Successful Hangover
There’s A Promise Of Never Drinking Again

ATM’s should have a timer if u take long
it must swallow your card and spray teargas on u

Our kids are in trouble 😳😳😳… Nigerian volunteer teachers coming

How Nigerians pronounce English words:

1. Diz hwan – This one
2. Ozzband – Husband
3. Gugu – Google
4. Broader – brother
5. Con son- concern
6. Save johnny – safe journey
7. Order shy knees – other Chinese
8. Lukatit – look at it
9. More door – mother

Lastly…….most hilarious!!!!

10. Salt of free car – South Africa!!!!

Girl : ” bby I think we should start thinking about the future…..
having children”
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Me : “me?…..you?….children?….Are you sure you are ok??”
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60% of married women dont love their hubbies!!! They are just happy that they are married….and they are good when it comes to cheating than single ladies who just have boyfriends!!!!

Morning married women!!!!!!!!

Her : babe its over
Me : Whats over?
Her : My love for you
Me : Okay let’s use mine

A side chick can make a guy forget about his main chick by saying: “Baby how many rounds can you handle today?” 😋👌
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Salute the power a side chick has..!!

Guys need help…if girlfriend i love you is not it at all…
how girlfriend is not into love me cheating boyfriend? ??

If wer continue wearing mask😷 for more 7 years.

Our children will think Mouth’s is a private part😏

I stopped watching Nigerian movies when
i saw a ghost looking left and right to see
if it’s safe to cross the road