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*LADIES HOW TO INCREASE YOUR HIPS USING HONEY*
*..take a drop of honey,rub it at your hips and buttocks then gently walk near a bee hive, within a minute if there is no change, call me. Please don’t thank me, what are friends for.

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I just Smoked Weed for the first time And Nothing Happened.
Anyway, I Saw My Father Fighting With My Papa In Front Of My Dad

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Angulu FIRS:
If you marry the right person, everyday is Valentine’s Day.

Marry the wrong person, everyday is Martyrs Day.

Marry a lazy person, everyday is Labour Day.

Marry a rich person everyday is New Year’s Day

Marry an immature person, everyday would seem like Children’s Day.

Marry a cheater or liar, everyday will become April Fool’s Day.

And if you don’t get married, everyday is Independence Day!

Marriage is the only school where you get the Certificate before you start.

It’s also a school where you will never graduate.

It’s a school without a break or a free period.

It’s a school where no one is allowed to drop out.

It’s a school you will have to attend every day of your life.

It’s a school where there is no sick leave or holidays.

It’s a school founded by God:

1.On the foundation of love.

2.The walls are made out of trust.

3.The door made out of acceptance.

4.The windows made out of understanding

5.The furniture made out of blessings

6.The roof made out of faith.

Be reminded that you are just a student not the principal.

God is the only Principal.

Even in times of storms, don’t be unwise and run outside.

Keep in mind that, this school is the safest place to be.

Never go to sleep before completing your
assignments for the day.

Never forget the C-word…Communicate.

Communicate with your classmate and with the Principal.

If you find out something in your classmate (spouse) that you do not appreciate,

Remember your classmate is also just a student not a graduate,

God is not finished with him/her yet.

So take it as a challenge and work on it together.

Do not forget to study the Holy Book (the main textbook of this school).

Start each day with a sacred assembly and end it the same way.

Sometimes you will feel like not attending classes, yet you have to.

When tempted to quit find courage and continue.

Some tests and exams may be tough but remember,

the Principal knows how much you can bear and yet

it’s a school better than any other.

It’s one of the best schools on earth;

joy, peace and happiness accompany each lesson of the day.

Different subjects are offered in this school, yet love is the major subject.

After all the years of theorizing about it, now you have a chance to practice it.

To be loved is a good thing, but to love is the greatest privilege of them all.

Marriage is a place of love, so love your spouse.
More grace from God.

Send this to all your married friends to encourage them, and to your unmarried friends to counsel and educate them.

Beloved!
God bless you and bless your marriage.

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Can someone explain
why is there security guard at the police station?

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Can you Solve This?😝
RiddlE
Which One Have Two Zero & Two four?
1. 0024
2.2024
3.0044

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Girls IF YOUR BOYFRIEND IS CHEATING ON YOU JUST INBOX ME ,
WE WON’T TOLERATE NONSENSE

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A husband and wife noticed that their little boy’s penis was a little too small so they took him to the doctor. They expressed their concerns to the doctor. The doctor said to feed the little boy lots of toast. The next morning, the wife gets up really early and makes a huge stack of toast. When the little boy comes down to breakfast, the mother says,’ Take the top two slices. The rest are for your father.

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We are experiencing the only time in history
where lazy people have a better chance of survival…

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Everyone hate corruption until they benefit from it …
tell me about your driver’s license

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I went for a night prayer🙏🏿 at one church⛪…. So in the midst of the prayer session⌚, a member👤 touched my shoulder and said “YOU WILL WALK”….. I didn’t understand😐 coz I have no disability on me…. When I got out of the church⛪, my transport money💴 had been stolen…. INDEED I WALKED..🚶🏾😥🚶🏾😥🚶🏾😥🚶🏾😥🚶🏾😥🚶🏾😥
Nobody shud invite me to their church program again

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A girl at a bus stop spotted a handsome man and without hesitation went to him and said ” you look cute.. I like you.”…. The man out of shock simply placed his hand on her shoulder and said “My dear, this love and infatuation are all nothing. You are too young to be behaving like this. Pls go home and study hard so that you can have a successful life.”
He then placed a piece of paper on her hand and said ” I have written some words of wisdom and bible verses for you. Read them before you go to sleep.” And then he walked away.
The girl went back to her hostel in shame and before she slept she opened up the paper and read thus: “Are you blind? My wife was standing behind me. Any way, this is my number. Call me anytime…… By the way, I like you too!”

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*IT’S HARD TO BE A TEACHER AT TIMES.*..

*Teacher:* ”Construct a sentence containing the word “sugar”
*Pupil:* ”I was drinking tea this morning.”
*Teacher:* ”Where is the word sugar.”
*Pupil:* ”It is already in the tea..!!”

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Mama I’ve made it mama I’ve made it.
Does your mom have Facebook?
Why can’t you inbox her and leave us alone

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If my bae have friends then I won’t buy her clothes or wigs cause her friends will be coming to borrow them and some won’t return them back

Sorry I can’t 😓

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