My mom is not happy that i still live in her house..
i told her to go n live in her mother’s house and
leave me in peace in my mother’s house…

I know I’m single,
but somebody cheating on me bro I can feel it

What Is The Height Of Misunderstanding?

A Man Marrying His Own Secretary Thinking
That She Will Still Follow His Orders As Before.

Wife was driving…..

Husband – “Why dont you use indicators when you take a turn?”

Wife – “What do you mean use indicators…why should I?”

Husband- “So that other drivers know which way you are going.”

Wife- “Where I am going is none of their business*…!!!”

Husband – “Sorry…..”

Let’s kill English
Me : i passed away here yesterday
where were you?

If You Come To See Me And They Tell You I’m Not Around But You Still Arguing, I Will Come Out Myself And Tell You Am Not Around

Those who aren’t familiar with prayer,
after 30 seconds while praying,
they’d be like ” I miss you Lord ”
Ae 😂😂

Last Night I Told My Cousin About The Guy Who Was Raped By 2 Sexy Girls At The Conner Down There

Since He Left My Place He Is Still Walking Around That Conner

Should i Tell Him I Was Lying Guyz

To all fools who dont believe in God because they have never seen him,
they do the same to their brains ,so their brains doesnt exist!

When you see a guy smiling while chatting ..
Just know that someone’s daughter has fallen into his trap .

Wheen u thought u have seen it all then boom a chinese guy with a gold tooth

2000 girls can Embarrass You sometimes..Today i took out my 2000 bae for a lunch

Waiter: Can I take your orders
Me: Oh yess…Black coffee ..plz..
Bbe: Eeh…Emtee plz… Nx

*I am self employed so if you see me talking alone don’t bother to ask me , no problem ,maybe I have staff meeting