SHE LEFT ME BECAUSE I WAS BROKE,
NOW I USE HER NUMBER FOR BANK NOTIFICATION

The real reason why coloured people are so violent,
is because the Black and White person in them are
fighting over the land.

Calvin’s wife was caught stealing a tin of baked beans at Shoprite.
When she appeared at court, the magistrate started to count the beans and he said, “sixty beans in a tin” that means sixty days in jail.
Calvin then stood up and said, “there are five more tins at home”

A man buys a LIE DETECTOR Robot that slaps
people who lie. He decided to test it at dinner.
Dad: Son, where were you today during school
hours?
Son: At school. (Robot slaps son)
Son: Okay, I went to the movies!
Dad: Which one?
Son: Harry potter. (Robot slaps again)
Son: Okay, I was watching porn.
Dad: What? When I was your age I didn’t even
know what porn was. (Robot slaps dad)
Mom: Hahahahahaha!!! After all “he is your son”!
(Robot slaps mom).

Dear Mosquito
I know biting us is your job..
But is singing
really necessary?

I’m sorry if my posts offend you.
They are just as random as the people you sleep with!

– *Job Vacancy!!!*

Salary R18 000 per week, with free
– Accommodation,
-Meals and
-Company Car.

Limpopo Game Park need someone to:
-Bath Lions,
-Take care of the Tigers,
-Play with crocodiles &
– Feed snakes

No qualifications and experience required.
If interested please send your CV to *jonty@limpompogp.gov.za*

Let me know if u taking the job.. if u not don’t be jealous forward to others..
.
NB: *Please don’t ask what happened to the previous worker

Don’t Tell Me “I Wish I Had Met You Earlier”
Dump Your useless boyfriend And Meet Me Now….
.
.
.case closed

Me: can I buy you a drink??
Her: no alcohol is bad for my legs
Me: do they swell
Her: they open up easily
Me: thats the plan

It’s only in Africa 🌎where setting a bed🛌 at the centre of the room is not normal,🤷 it only becomes a normal when it touches the wall.

The day women respect their Spouses the same way they
effortlessly kneel down before their pastors,
MEN will attend church! 🙏

That Pain 😢😥 , When You Are Dressed And
You Are Ready To Go Out But Your Friends
Won’t Answer Their Phones
When You Are Calling Them