When You Are Dead You Don’t Know You Are Dead,
The Pain Is Felt By Other..
The Same Applies When You Are A Fool🙆

Mara I have never seen a groom or a bride..
Going to the toilet during their wedding day ,
,are they wearing pampers

Did you know that a man can pass a toilet
and go urinate at the back

Some People Should Be Glad That Mirrors Don’t Laugh

Girls Will Be Looking For A Guy With A Job
But Cheat On Him Coz He’s Always At Work 🙆

Rich was a virgin😯 He knew nothing about sex. His parents married a girl for him😩
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On the first night of the marriage, he entered the the bedroom only to see his wife completely naked. He was completely schocked😨😨 because he had never seen a naked woman in his Life😣
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She asked: ” Do u know what I want?”😊☺
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Rich said: “No”😐
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She then laid on the bed and asked again: “Do u know what what I want?”😯
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Rich said: “No!”😟
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She then laid on bed and spread her body on the body and opened her legs wide open and then asked again: “Do U know what I want now…Its must be clear by now?”😉
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Rich started laughing😂😂😂After laughing for about 4 minutes,
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He said: “Yes now i get it!😂 You want to have to the whole bed and sleep alone”

Bushiri can see people’s future but
he couldn’t see the police🚔 Coming 🤔
how inconvenient.!!

A mad man saw a brand new 4X4 car
parked in front of a house. He said “waow
the owner of this car is very dumb…simple
4×4 he cannot solve”…he then took a stone
and wrote on the car =16. The owner of
the car got so angry nd went ahead to
spray de car new. The mad man did it
again. The owner was so angry by this
time that when he finished spraying, he
ordered them to write 4X4=16.
This time
The mad man came around, looked at the
car, nodded his head, smiled, picked a
stone and marked it correct

Smoke causes * CANCER *
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Alcohol Cause *DANCER *

I’ve Never Seen An Ambulance At The Petrol Station
Do Those Vehicle’s Use Blood?

SHE LEFT ME BECAUSE I WAS BROKE,
NOW I USE HER NUMBER FOR BANK NOTIFICATION

I am a lady aged 26, and my husband is 34. I left my husband with the maid and our baby at home. After driving for just about 2km from home, my car engine started to over heat. So I had to return and get the other car. When I got home I found my husband in bed with our maid. I Don’t know what to do. Pliz help me.

Dr. Mapulanga’s reply.

Over heating of the engine after such a short distance can be caused by problems associated with the radiator. You need to check the oil and water levels in your engine before you start your journey. You must also make sure your car is serviced regularly to avoid such problems in future. I hope my answer will help solve your problem.