If your boyfriend says “I will marry you when the time is right”
Ask him if he has ever seen a wrong time.
Has he ever seen 7:60pm???

GUY: Babe I really want you to be mine
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Girl: Lol! I have a boyfriend sorry.
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Guy: Goalposts have keeper but strikers
always score.
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Girl: Lol! You look like a defender in this one
then.
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Guy: Sergio Ramos is a defender but he has
scored in 2 champions league finals.
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Girl: Whatever Dude! Besides my
boyfriend is tall and rich!.
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Guy: Manuel Neuer is 6’4 but Messi still
chipped Him.
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Girl: Lol! But you know that Messi is richer than
Manuel Neuer right?
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Guy: Sure I know but Messi isn’t taller dan
him, so that is 1 – 1
and that was all Barcelona needed to oust
Chelsea and move on to win the champions league that year. So?
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Girl: You never give up do you?
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Guy: Ac milan were leading 3nil in first half against liverpool in 2005 cl final, yet Liverpool won the trophy.
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Girl: Lol! This your knowledge of football will
really take you places.
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Guy: Lol, surely will and the next destination
is your heart.
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Girl: Don’t even try it I will just block you
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Guy: In 2006 Petr Cech tried blocking
Stephen Hunt from scoring, Cech ended up hurting Himself.
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Girl: Loool! you are a genius, call me I’ll be free
this weekend!!!.
Anything is possible with Football
😂😂😂

Smoked weed for the first time today,
it’s not that strong, as people say.
I’m relaxed and listening to Lionel Messi’s album

You are bathing and someone mistakenly open your door,,*
*what will you hide,,,,,,,*
*Me::i will hide my soap

Facebook got 50year old women saying they are single because they haven’t met the right guy. You gonna meet him soon, his name is Jesus

As African we are slowly losing our culture.
I just saw someone eating rice and chicken but it’s not yet Christmas

It’s important to attend church because Pastor’s bills won’t pays itself

Oh Lord! When our crushes have updated their status We’re being forced to react with haha😂 even though it’s not necessary just to get their attention

These days the only thing most couple’s have in common,
in a relationship, is matching clothes and that’s it..!

Some ladies be like i want a guy with six packs😕
Wena do u have six breasts?

Some Girls Though , You Ask For Her Pic On Whatsapp …
Then Boom ! , She Sends The Whole Damn Gallery

MAYBE I’M WRONG.. BUT IMAGINE! 👇

💁 One teacher stands in front of 20 kids👭👪😕 each one having different strengths, Needs, Gifts, Dreams, but being taught the same thing the same way for the damn 12 years😑 😕. I am not saying people shouldn’t go to school nor trying to discourage them against school✋ but just know that School and education are two different things👏 and all i wish for is an Education system that accommodate all of us and not this chalk and talk way😣 one size fits all way😡 I mean is it really necessary to move from one class to the next learning theory for the damn 12 years ?💁 ironically i did it😣
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This education system makes it look like knowing English equate Intelligence 😡 Shouldn’t Education be about Expanding our Horizons and Visions ? 💁 I am not saying Education is not important but I am saying Opposed Education is Bullsh*t and Crap.
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💁EDUCATION should be about Inspiring one’s mind, Understanding our motives and re-assess our aims😑and not only just about Regurgitating Facts from a book✋ or being a Graduatee from a highest institution and if one fails to do so their are referred as “Stupid” 😑🚮
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👏👏Don’t judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree because it will spend its whole life thinking😭😭 “I am stupid”

Gone are the days when we used to beg ladies,
these days we only ask once,
u refuse we go to your sister or best friend.

When Nelson Mandela was studying law at the University, a white professor, whose last name was Peters, disliked him intensely.

One day, Mr. Peters was having lunch at the dining room when Mandela came along with his tray & sat next to the professor.

The professor said,
“Mr Mandela, you do not understand, a pig & a bird do not sit together to eat”

Mandela looked at him as a parent would a rude child & calmly replied,
*”You do not worry professor. I’ll fly away,”*
& he went & sat at another table.

Mr. Peters, reddened with rage, decided to take revenge.

The next day in class he posed the following question:
“Mr. Mandela, if you were walking down the street & found a package, & within was a bag of wisdom & another bag with money, which one would you take ?”

Without hesitating, Mandela responded, “The one with the money, of course.”

Mr. Peters , smiling sarcastically said,
“I, in your place, would have taken the wisdom.”

Nelson Mandela shrugged & responded, *”Each one takes what he doesn’t have.”*

Mr. Peters, by this time was about to throw a fit, seething with fury. So great was his anger that he wrote on Nelson Mandela’s exam sheet the word *”IDIOT”*
& gave it to the future struggle icon.

Mandela took the exam sheet & sat down at his desk trying very hard to remain calm while he contemplated his next move.

A few minutes later, Nelson Mandela got up, walked up to the professor & told him in a dignified polite tone,

“Mr. Peters, *you signed your name on the sheet*, but you forgot to give me my grade.”

Don’t mess with intelligent people.