I Had A Fight With My Roommate Since Ya-Madoda Ay’pheli😏…I Have Decided To Remove All The Labels On The Tins (Fish, CHAKALAKA, Beans) He Must Eat Surprises The Whole Month

A Matured Ex Boyfriend Will Always Give You Money
For Your Hair And Nails

Jack gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting. “What’s up?” he says. “I’m having a heart attack,” cries the wife He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he’s dialling, his 4-year-old son comes up and says “Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted’s hiding in your closet and he’s got no clothes on!” Jack slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door. Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the closet floor. “You rotten b.stard,” says the husband, “my wife’s having a heart attack, and you’re running around naked, scaring the kids!”

If she rejects you by saying “i don’t date broke niggas”.
My brother just go work hard and fix your broke status.
When she comes back,just tell her “i only date virgins” wait and see how she gonna fix that.

Am not Accepting any Friend Request again,
the remaining Space is for my future Wife’s Family Members
and Her Village People

When you are facing challenges and problems,
just look at the picture of your wife Or Girl Friend and say
“if I can handle this, I can handle anything that comes my way” 💪

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.

A child asked his father, “How were people born?” So his father said, “Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on.” The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, “We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now.” The child ran back to his father and said, “You lied to me!” His father replied, “No, your mom was talking about her side of the family.”

POLICEMAN: Sir! A woman in Pretoria just shot her husband
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COMMANDER: Why did she shoot him?
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POLICEMAN: He walked on the floor she just mopped
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COMMANDER: Okay! have you arrested her yet?
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POLICEMAN: No sir.. The floor isn’t dry yet…🙄

I saw a Xhosa lady wearing a ring on
the wrong finger and I asked her why?
She said it is because she married a wrong
man.

Next time when they shout “something big is coming your way in 2020” don’t just shout “I receive!!”.
First ask “what is that?”…

When she starts drawing words on your chest
be ready for questions you can’t answer

Boy and girl in restaurant
Boy:I love you
Girl: I don’t love you
Boy: think again BBY
Girl: no no and no
Boy:Waiter bring separate bills📄📄 please
Girl:OK OK ……I love you too bby

Facebook got 50year old women saying they are single because they haven’t met the right guy. You gonna meet him soon, his name is Jesus