If You Expect Me To Stay Away From Your Bae

Do It First And Show Me How To Do It, Lead By Example

Rest in peace winnie mandela.
Sorry i have posted this too late.
But its not too late because the time you died
i didnt have a phone. So now i got it!!!

Huwawei P10 – Use Headset For Music
Huwawei P20 – Use Wireless Headset For Music
Huwawei P30 – Music Plays in your mind
Huwawei P50 – The Music Plays you
Huwawei P100 – The artist comes out of the phone to perform live

Speaking on behalf of all ladies out there, guys stop giving us money 💵 we are not yo children 🤓

My sister Listening to your heart more than your stomach
will make you date broke guys and eat love

I can’t wait to hate my daughter’s
boyfriend for nothing

I went to shoprite and grabbed some
items that I wanted and then walked to
the counter and told the cashier: “Hi, I
would like to return these items”
.
And she said: “Sure thing, do you have a
receipt?”
.
I replied: “No! I think I lost it”, she said:
“I’m sorry sir, you can’t return items back
to the store without a receipt”
.
I said “OK”, never mind ” and walked out of
the store with my new stuff

Am i the only boi or guy whos scared to sleep with a boi in
other bed sober the whole night…

When I’m bored I transfer money to all my ex’s
then I immediately reverse the transaction
and put my phone on silent.

My EX is getting married tomorrow to the guy
she told me not to worry about.

Girls when you visit your boyfriends. At least
buy wine and snacks.. Don’t just go there
carrying that big head of yours.

WHO IS THE MOST STUPID?
PETER: “I want my money now!”
JOHN: “I will kill myself so that I won’t pay
you”. he pulled a gun and shot himself
dead​
PETER: “Hahaha… If you think u’ll get away
with my money u r wrong, I will follow u
until u pay me!”. he takes the gun and
shot himself dead as well.​
JAMES was watching from a distance he
laughed and said: “These guys are funny, I
must watch this till the end”… *he also took
the gun and killed himself!
Do you want to know how it ended? You
know what to do…

Girlfriend : You’ve never smiled at me ever since we started dating, why?
Jonso: You said you want a serious relationship.

Not all man are fools,
some stay bachelors