Mother to son
“Hey you child I’m warning you,
if you fall down from that tree and break both your legs
don’t come running to me”.
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Home vs Varsity vs Work
.
Home: No Data but free food
.
Varsity: free Data but No Food.
.
Work: No Data No Food.
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– i Asked A Girl To Take Me Out And
She Said i Don’t Have A Shame 😱 ..
Did i Say Something Wrong ? 😥
I’m Not Understanding
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A Man Got Two Wishes From God.
He Asked For The Best Drink And Best Woman.
The Next Moment He Got Bisleri And Mother Teresa.
Moral: Investment Matters Are Subject To Market Risks. Please Read The Offer Document Carefully Before Investing.
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Job interview for a security guard
Interviewer: “Can u speak English”
Job seeker: “Will the thieves be from England
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I Have A Problem Of Not Finishing Sentences
It All Started Last Week When I…
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If there is no dog at your home🐕, then the dog is the last born..!
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A man and a woman were traveling in a train.
Woman : Every time you smile, I feel like inviting you to my place.
Man : 😍 Awwww. . .. Are you single ?
Woman : No, I am a Dentist….
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If Your Girlfriend Has A Lot Of Males “Cousin”
Trust Me You’re Also Her Cousin.
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Imagine dating me.It won’t happen.
But just imagine..
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Tjo! “You want your girlfriend to kill me
” this is how girls ask if you’ single
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Teacher: Class,let us show the
Principal & our
guests how much we’ve Learnt
so far this Year.
Let’s do comparisons…when I say
Small U go..
Small,Smaller,Smallest OK?Let’s
start… Big…?
Class: Big,Bigger,Biggest!
Teacher: Clean…?
Class: Clean,Cleaner,Cleanest..
Teacher: Tall…?
Class: Tall,Taller,Tallest… Teacher:
(beaming with
Pride)…
Very Good!
Class: Very Good,Very
Gooder,Very Goodest!
Teacher: Haiya!
Class: Haiya,Haiya-er,Haiya-est!
Teacher: Stop it now! Class: Stop
it now,Stop it now-
er,Stop it now-est!
Teacher: Oh Please!
Class: Oh Please,Oh Please-er,Oh
Please-est!
Teacher: Look at me!
Class: Look at me,Look at me-
er,Look at me-est!
Teacher: OMG.. Class: OMG,OMG-
er,OMG-est!
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*Those of you who used to call the teacher when there was a free period*, *hope you’re working at world bank*…nonsense😂
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Dear: Girls
We know you’re good at adding
captions on your pics neh
–
But there’s no such thing as
‘YESTERDAY’S CURRENT SITUATION’
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Once you start seeing Christmas 🎄 trees in shoprite you know it’s too late to cancel a module 😁
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Teacher : why are you late today?
Precious : yesterday we ate the chicken that used to
wake me up in the morning..
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