Na hats uwe unapenda vipi
Kumenya viungo vya mboga
Lakini huwezi kumenya pilipili
au bamia”
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Usisoee kunya peupe manyasini,utakuja donua na kuku akidhani wamutupia nyama na sima ya wimbi.
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If my mother is not happy with
Me being in her house,she must
Move out,I’m in my mothers house,
She must go to her mother’s house
Mongwe Le Mongwe Ga Mmagwe!
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*Girl;* babe leo hakuna magari nalala kwa beshte yangu nikam kesho🙂
*boy;* poa hun, hata monica beshte yako ako hapa akuna gari anadoz akungoje ukam kesho🤓
*Girl;* 😳bby kuna gari nimeona hapa ya takataka acha nione ka itanibeba
😆😆😅😅😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽
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DNA test ya durha…Buti wamehe xava byala
U n’wa u langutisa nwana kahle
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Ushahi argue na mutu alafu anakushow
Sasa unataka kulia 😂😂😂😂😂😥💔
Walai hio kitu hainaga cameback
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Kumbe Tumbo ndo inanyamba Matako ni Speaker tu 😂😂
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Do not let any one to know. Am telling u a big secret.
It is only between us okay. Ati nimeskia kama Kenya iko Africa ??ni kweli ama??🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Mzee alikuwa anaomba Mungu kwa bedroom
na kiingereza “Thank you for Mercy, Thank you
for Joy, Thank you for Grace, I now have
Faith……”
Wife akaingia bedroom kwa fujo na kukatisha
maombi…… “Heh! Nilijua tu huwezi tosheka
na mimi…. Nini umekosa kwangu ndio uende
kwa Mercy, Joy, Grace na Faith???
Mzee akajaribu kumweleza but wife was so
infuriated hakuwa anataka kumwelewa. Wife
akakimbia kitchen akachukua ile kisu kali
kabisa, akangoja mzee alale aanze
kung’orota. Akawekelea maji kwa gas
ikachemka thero-thero-thero. Akachungulia
akaona mzee ako in deep sleep
Akaenda, akachukua kuku walikuwa nayo,
akaichinja na wakati iliiva, akaita bwanake
wakakula pamoja wakaenda pekejeng
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Ushai chunwa kinyambio na mgenge😂😂😂😂😃
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Dame:beb Plic nbuyie redo ya mbao.
Boy:tumiaga hiyo ya chuma kabla walete ya mbao,
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Unataka nizae mtoto afanane na ww baba ake kwan mm nna kifuko cha uzazi ama mashine ya photocopy 😜😜
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Huku afrika ukitaka breakfast in bed,pls kalale jikoni🙃🙃 by Carlos ochieng agunda
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Katika maisha yako kuna kupuliza iwake na kupuliza ipoe…
Lkn wengi wetu wanapokuwa wakipuliza ipoe wanajikuta wameiwasha….
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Hii Nairobi kama hujaact setbooks
Haujajaribu online jobs za global alliance (kwanza hii)😂
Haujaenda mjengo😌
Haujafanya promotion ya nodules ama simu😩😫
Halafu kuna ile walk ya kiadvatise pizza na kuku 😅😂
My friend hakuna kitu utaniambia kuhusu kuhustle😂
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Kombowa wakati usilale hamka usilemahe
Ufalume wa mbinguni hupatikana kwabiddi sana usihishi bila kukosa lengo mahishani mwako
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