Kopo la chooni ni la chooni tu,hata liwe jipya haliekwi kabatini.

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Opening of schools before bars shows government respects children more than the elderly🙉 wakati wa kura watafute hao watoto wawapigie🤪 hatupendi ujinga

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Unapoondoka duka bila kununua chochote na unajiambia
“tenda kawaida, huna hatia”

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Pesa kidogo tu ukiongea unasema I mean si useme tu unamaanisha tutakuelewa mabaharia

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Kombowa wakati usilale hamka usilemahe
Ufalume wa mbinguni hupatikana kwabiddi sana usihishi bila kukosa lengo mahishani mwako

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Ati wakaba wana peda maji adi wakiabiwa
i love you wanasema water suprise

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Mimi natoka Murang’a….mwalimu wetu aliniuliza, wazimu ,how do you call mosquitoes in ur language? Nikasema we dont call them, they come by themselves..akaniambia sitaenda mbali na sahii nko naivasha…….. Nataka nifike eldoret nimpigie simu nimwambie niko mbali sana 😂

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Zamani watu wenye pesa nyingi ndo walikuwa wanatafuta wanawake wazuri, but now days wanawake ndo wanatafuta watu wenye pesa…
Maisha yanabadilika?
Lakini huwezi kuamini kuwa fikra zao zote zinaamini kuwa “pesa” ndo kila ki2…..? @
Napenda kuwakumbusa kuwa si kweli hata kidogo Amini kuna vitu “pesa” haiwezi nunua mfano
“Upendo” Tabia na mengine mengi
M/mungu ndie kila ki2 kwe2 hata ukatae ukubalii ndo hvyoo…

Msipofikilia vzr mtapata tabu xnaa

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Zamani wasichana walipika kama mama zao
lakini saivi wanakunywa kama baba zao

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Umezoea Kukula mogoka hadi unaogopa kumeza mboga

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Unakumbuka pale nursery ukibeba book moja na one bob kwa pocket,,history repeats itself 😂😂😂😂campus life

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Unalia nkikataa kupic call yako na umepiga mara moja tu,
ni mara ngapi yesu amekuita na ukakataa.?

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Ushawai kuwa single for so long Hadi
unashangaa kwani ribs yako moja ilitumika kupika supu ama Nini🤣

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Kua smart bro kupeleka dame si wako out then unamdrop kwao ni Kama kuweka token kwa meter ya lodging bro

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