Kati ya hizi mbili ni gani ya aibu:
1.Kupatwa
Ukijipima viatu za
mgeni.
2.mgeni akipatwa
akiongezea maji ya
ugali. 😂😂
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Kati ya hizi mbili ni gani ya aibu:
1.Kupatwa
Ukijipima viatu za
mgeni.
2.mgeni akipatwa
akiongezea maji ya
ugali. 😂😂
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Mimi natoka Murang’a….mwalimu wetu aliniuliza, wazimu ,how do you call mosquitoes in ur language? Nikasema we dont call them, they come by themselves..akaniambia sitaenda mbali na sahii nko naivasha…….. Nataka nifike eldoret nimpigie simu nimwambie niko mbali sana 😂
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Hakika umefanyika bubujiko la nafsi yangu na kunifanya kuwa wakipekee kwako also all in all when i’m feel in love i see you my love
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Imagine umelala afternoon bcoz the previous night ulikuwa kesha. mara unasika knock kwa mlango, ukienda kufungua unagongwa kidole ya mwisho ya mguu na kitanda, kuturn kidogo unaangukia ndoo za maji yanamwangika, unatereza kwa hayo maji unaangukia tv, na wire ya stima inakupinga shock kwa mgongo. unasimama na uchovu, maumivu, hasira na hasara. kufika kwa mlango kufungua unapatana na jamaa kwa mlango anasema, ” Habari yako? naregister lines za Orange!” utafanya? 😂😂
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Usisoee kunya peupe manyasini,utakuja donua na kuku akidhani wamutupia nyama na sima ya wimbi.
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Wakikuyu ni wasafi hati wawesi chafuwa meza kwa clap
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*🤣🤣🤣 uzuri wa mtaro🥥 ni eti ukimwaga💦 ndani kwa makosa na anze kulia unaweza ingiza kikombe☕ na uchote….🤣🤣🤣
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Unaringa unadhani nitakuwaza……unashtukia nishakusahau
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I hope my book of life ingeandikwa na kalamu ya mate kuna ka place nafaa kuvuta
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To our sisters leo want to ask you this question hivi…..
“what would you do if you start arguing with your man and he starts crying”
Sisi tuko hapa to see the comments and kuchangia where we have too
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Ukila raha andaa tumbo la kula shida
Ipo siku swala atamla simba
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……… ….. Maslay queen…..wanaoganga qweli juu hawapendi kugusa maji…..
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Hata uwe na haraka kiasi gani…,lazima matako itabaki nyuma
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*After KCPE Results*
*Dad:* how’s the results
*Son:* INEOS daddy
*Dad:* whats that ??
*Son:* 159
*Dad:* whaaat??
*Son:* Kipchoge
*Dad:* You mean?
*Son:* No human is limited.
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First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.- Mahatma Gandhi @wazimu mkuu
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Kombowa wakati usilale hamka usilemahe
Ufalume wa mbinguni hupatikana kwabiddi sana usihishi bila kukosa lengo mahishani mwako
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