Jee ushawai panda ndege ama unangoja siku ya kwenda mbinguni????
Hii ngozi enye Mungu alitumia kutengenezea magoti nashuku ni same na ile alitumia kutengenezea makende.
Hizi ngozi mbili zinafanana sana…
waaah can’t spot the difference! Men
Tangu nipikie wageni chai kwa sufuria ya omena , madhee hajawai kubali niingie jikoni
Demu:babe leo bata wap??
Boy:kwani wewe unataka tukale wap???
Demu:nataka tukale kwa hotel kubwa
Boy:acha ufala leo bata kwani uja waona kwenye banda lao wanakula 😂😂😂😂😂
Ile time ume nyandua fame na ngori ya kidogii afu utabike after a few minutes unaskiaga fame aki shuta na nyap
😜
Ma sister, imagine walking in heaven and all the kids you aborted be like:
“Jesu nangu lo”
Do not let any one to know. Am telling u a big secret.
It is only between us okay. Ati nimeskia kama Kenya iko Africa ??ni kweli ama??🤣🤣🤣🤣
Relationship stress ekago dira o nyake seat belt ko toilet seat
Kama Adam na Eva walikula 🍎 apple kishe nimagum hivi je wangukula pilipili kichaaaa?
Mapenzi yanaweza kukupa stress hadi mama ako akikuuliza what is wrong. …… unaeza mjibu Mama we bado mdogo huezi elewa
Niliambiwa na mwalimu wangu wa kiswahili ya kwamba ukiona mtu na makalio kubwa ujue ni ujinga amebeba hapo soo madem tuwache maringo ukiwa umebeba haaga ,,,,,”hiyo ni ujinga umebeba”.
Kujulikana na mother in-law
Si kuolewa,, ulizeni ex wangu😂😂😂😂
Corona ilifanya poa ku kam 2020.
Ingekam kitu 2006..
Tungekaa tu indoors na nokia 1110..tukicheza game ya manyoka..hakuna selfles ata
Katika maisha yako kuna kupuliza iwake na kupuliza ipoe…
Lkn wengi wetu wanapokuwa wakipuliza ipoe wanajikuta wameiwasha….
Aahahaha ujinga n kubuy kiberitti tano n kujaribu k zote zina waka
Kuna dem aliniita home kwake akasema anataka nyama kwa nyama. Nikamwambia cna doo labda ugali kwa mayai. Bado ajatext back ni kama akona alargy ya mayai. Ebu nipe advice
