Today a preacher in a public bus started preaching… “Leo nataka kuwasomea barua ya Paulo kwa Warumi”
A drunk man at the back asked him… “Kwa nini utusomee na sisi sio Warumi… Na kwanza nani amekwambia ufungue barua ya wenyewe???”
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Demu:babe leo bata wap??
Boy:kwani wewe unataka tukale wap???
Demu:nataka tukale kwa hotel kubwa
Boy:acha ufala leo bata kwani uja waona kwenye banda lao wanakula 
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nimeiba kipimo cha mimba hosiptli nkajuwa ni flashi
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Wale mnaopima UKIMWI kila baada ya miezi mitatu waga mnataka nini????
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Ujinga nini?
Ujinga ni pale napotoa 1 million kama mahari!
Wakati aliyetoa bikra! Katulia hukoooo!
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Wakati wowote mkia hautikisi ngo,
mbe,ng,ombe ndo hutikisa mkia
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Her: Yoyaah Arfoza
Meh: Yoyaah
Her: Manjet
Meh: Man ni mtu na jet ni ndege
One word for Arfoza
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Umeme hauna kiuno lakini unaongoza kwa kukatika
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Unataka nizae mtoto afanane na ww baba ake kwan mm nna kifuko cha uzazi ama mashine ya photocopy 
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Wakikuyu ni wasafi hati wawesi chafuwa meza kwa clap
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Jifunze kuitambua dhahabu hata Kama ipo kwenye tope
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Siasa ni kama ndoa,
ikuvunjika wengi ulia sana
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To our sisters leo want to ask you this question hivi…..
“what would you do if you start arguing with your man and he starts crying”
Sisi tuko hapa to see the comments and kuchangia where we have too
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Ati dem wako anaforce issue kaa msee wa curfew
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Dame:Babe nko na ball
Boyie:leta tucheze futa atleast tufanye maexercise
Dame:si ivo
nko nimebemba
Boyie:Nini tena?… Umechoka nikusaidaie…
Dame:Nkt
acha kujifanya huelewi
Boyie:Bydah nani alikubuyia..??na mbona hukunxhw nikubuyie?… Dats means unancheza…. Wacha tu tuachane peacefuly…
Dame:Aky babe namaanxha nko pregnant….
Boyie:Ulitoa wapi
…
Dame:Ni yako
Boyie:
nlitaka ivo coz uliwa unaniringia… RINGA SASA TUONE
Dame:sawa tu….
??????
Boyie:Naga nima ndukoragwa na mutwe mwega
Dame:Onawe thii okiomaga
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Mamako anajua unanyonya vutu za kukojoa?
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