Si kampuni ya makeup i strike ndo tujue Wanaume niwangapi hii Kenya
Back in high school, I was very poor in maths during exams nilikua napata Kati ya 4% na 10%🙈. The results used to be announced from the lowest maarks to the highest marks,, so nilikua wa kwanza ama wa pili kuitwa😑 alafu napokea viboko kadhaa 😏.
So one day the maths results were announced and my name wasn’t among the first to be called 🤜🤛…so mwalimu anaendelea 30%, 40%, 50%, 60%, 70% bado jina langu halikuitwa, kila mtu kwa class akaniangalia👀,, wanauliza “umepitaje huu mtihani?”😝,nikasmile nikasema ” Ni mungu tu” by the time alifika 80% I was already grinning in excitement. Wakati alifika 90% alikuwa amebaki na paper moja tu 😁🙌,, saa mungu amejibu maombi na ndoto yangu ya kupita maths imetimia🙏,, class mzima walishangaa na kuniangalia 👀,, finally mwalimu akaangalia juu na kusema.
“One idiot did not write his name and he scored 0%”. l just fainted 😂😂
I hope my book of life ingeandikwa na kalamu ya mate kuna ka place nafaa kuvuta
Endelea kiwaita sleepover ile siku dem atakufia kwako sijui utafanya aje!
To my future kids,Mimi Niko tayari kuwaleta duniani lakini baba yenu anangangania warembo uko inje 🤣🤣
Msinilaumu nikiwaambia tulivaa vikapu Kama ngombe mwaka mzima😭
Unataka kucheza n ingali umesimama Aaaaah inama inama
Uzuri wa kunyonga monkey unaweza adjust iwe tight ama mtaro!!😏
Vile unataka
Dame:Babe nko na ball
Boyie:leta tucheze futa atleast tufanye maexercise
Dame:si ivo😊nko nimebemba
Boyie:Nini tena?… Umechoka nikusaidaie…
Dame:Nkt😅acha kujifanya huelewi
Boyie:Bydah nani alikubuyia..??na mbona hukunxhw nikubuyie?… Dats means unancheza…. Wacha tu tuachane peacefuly…
Dame:Aky babe namaanxha nko pregnant….
Boyie:Ulitoa wapi😱🙊…
Dame:Ni yako🙈🙈🙈🙈
Boyie:💃👋👋👋👋👍👍👍👍👍👏👏nlitaka ivo coz uliwa unaniringia… RINGA SASA TUONE
Dame:sawa tu….🙈🙊🙊🙊🙈🙈🙈😅😅😢😢😱😱😱😱😱??????
Boyie:Naga nima ndukoragwa na mutwe mwega
Dame:Onawe thii okiomaga
Kama anaringa sana usishinde ukijisumbua tuone kama atajikula😜😛😛😜
Lakini sikumuacha kwa ubaya ata wewe unaeza date dem anaita njaa maunenge 😂😂
Bak in skull ukiwa Dom….
we Zima stima tulale unaskia wazimu mwngne ukilala class ulkuwa umezima stima
Jifunze kuitambua dhahabu hata Kama ipo kwenye tope
ushawai kula kitu tamu hadi ukikumbuka unaanza kulamba vidole??
Mimi cjawai ?😂
First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.- Mahatma Gandhi @wazimu mkuu
Back in high school, I was very poor in maths during exams nilikua napata Kati ya 4% na 10%🙈. The results used to be announced from the lowest maarks to the highest marks,, so nilikua wa kwanza ama wa pili kuitwa😑 alafu napokea viboko kadhaa 😏.
So one day the maths results were announced and my name wasn’t among the first to be called 🤜🤛…so mwalimu anaendelea 30%, 40%, 50%, 60%, 70% bado jina langu halikuitwa, kila mtu kwa class akaniangalia👀,, wanauliza “umepitaje huu mtihani?”😝,nikasmile nikasema ” Ni mungu tu” by the time alifika 80% I was already grinning in excitement. Wakati alifika 90% alikuwa amebaki na paper moja tu 😁🙌,, saa mungu amejibu maombi na ndoto yangu ya kupita maths imetimia🙏,, class mzima walishangaa na kuniangalia 👀,, finally mwalimu akaangalia juu na kusema.
“One idiot did not write his name and he scored 0%”. l just fainted 😂😂
Sio sigara tu hata ukiwa na mwanamke msumbufu ni hatari kwa afya yako
