umewahi kasiliswa na mpango wa kando hadi ukataka kambia wife?

Kombowa wakati usilale hamka usilemahe Ufalume wa mbinguni hupatikana kwabiddi sana usihishi bila kukosa lengo mahishani mwako

Unapoondoka duka bila kununua chochote na unajiambia “tenda kawaida, huna hatia”

Ata uwe na haraka kiac gani lazima matako uyaache nyuma

Mko kwenye sensa mara wakala anauliza mama una g’ombe hapa na mama anaanza kukuangalia wewe

Ati wakaba wana peda maji adi wakiabiwa i love you wanasema water suprise

Mimi natoka Murang’a….mwalimu wetu aliniuliza, wazimu ,how do you call mosquitoes in ur language? Nikasema we dont call them, they Continue Reading..

Msichana mrembo lakini akinyamba Maiti Inageuza kichwa🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣