People will only Respect your Relationship
if you Respect the Person you are in a Relationship with.
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Better football because you play with shorts
than wrestlers who fights for belts without pants
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I want to be dead forever.
Unmade. Unborn. Erased. Annihilated retroactively.
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God so love the world and gave His only begotten Son,
so that who ever believed Him shall have the eternal life. Amen
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Ultimate Thought Of Wiliam Sxfear 4 All Beautiful Grls.
Be Wid Sumone Who Spoils Ur Lipstick
Not Ur Eyeliner
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I have been laughing since morning when a beautiful lady
stopped me at the corner of JMN Nkomo and 9th Ave and told me that she
is looking for
GOOGLE PLAY STORE.
I asked her Google Playstore how?
She said her WhatsApp stopped working and her
neighbour told her to go to Google Playstore and download a
new one.
Anyway as a good Samaritan I told her that Google Playstore is no
longer in Bulawayo, but they have relocated to Victoria Falls
I then put her in a bus going to Victoria Falls
😁😁😁😂😂😂.
Hope I’ve not done bad?
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When you busy with foreplay and you start licking her face
and her eyebrows disappear
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When i was in a taxi just saw my crush. I decided to stay calm because i had fever and my nose was blocked because of flu. I didnt want her to see me that im breathing like fish😂😂😂😂….! Guess what happened??…
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Boom there goes a baloon from my nose
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Dating a neighbor is nonsense, you be receiving texts like:
“Babe is everything okay i saw you coming from the toilet..”
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People say, Find good people & leave bad ones,
but it should be,
Find the good in people & ignore the bad in them.
Remember No One Is Perfect in This World.
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Some people are like:
– doesn’t eat healthy
– never has 8 hrs sleep
– never works out
– drinks 0.5ml of water a day
– unorganized mess
and also asks: why am I sad?
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🍅A teacher asked her students to bring some tomatoes in a plastic bag to school.
🍅Each tomato was to be given the name of a person whom that child hates.
🍅So, the number of tomatoes would be equal to the number of persons they hate.
🍅On a pre-determined day, All the children brought their tomatoes well addressed.
🍅Some had two, some had three and some had five, some even had 20 tomatoes in accordance with the number of people they hated.
🍅The teacher then told them they had to carry the tomatoes with them everywhere they go for two weeks.
🍅As the days passed the children started to complain about the decay and smell of the tomatoes.
🍅The students who had many tomatoes complained it was very heavy to carry and the smell was too much.
🍅After a week, the teacher asked the students “How did you feel this week?”
🍅The children complained of the awful smell and heavy weight of the tomatoes, especially those who carried several tomatoes.
🍅The teacher said, “This is very similar to what you carry in your heart when you don’t like some people.
🍅Hatred makes the heart unhealthy and you carry that hatred everywhere.
🍅If you can’t bear the smell of spoilt tomatoes for a week, imagine the impact of bitterness on your heart as you carry it daily.”
🍅The heart is a beautiful garden that needs regular cleaning of unwanted weeds.
🍅 Forgive those who have angered you.
🍅This makes room for storing good things.
🍅Get Better, Not Bitter!!!
AIthough you may not usually forward text messages, this one makes sense. So forward it to someone or group. They might be motivated to let go and cleanse their hearts 💕 !!!!!
Love everyone
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Afta 10yrs of mariage.
Wife: Hie
Hubby: Hie
Wife: Did u eat?
Hubby: Did u eat?
Wife: Are u coping me, uyanglungisela?
Hubby: Are u coping me, uyanglungisela?
Wife: I love u.
Hubby: Yes, i have already ate!
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White ppl : Two minutes to two (13:58)
Black ppl : Thu-Thu-Thu
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One day a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw a guy eating grass. He told the driver to stop. He got out and asked him, “Why are you eating grass?”The man replied, “I’m so poor, I can not afford anything to eat.” So the layer said, “Poor guy, come back to my house.” The guys say, “I have a wife and three kids.” The lawyer told him to bring them along. When they were all in the car, the poor man said, “Thanks for taking us back to your house, it is so kind of you.” The lawyer replied, “You’re going to love it there .the grass is over a foot tall”
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Quitting FB is like running away from home…
we all know u doing it for attention
and that u will be back
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