A man cheats on his girlfriend Lorraine with a woman named Clearly.
Lorraine dies suddenly. At the funeral, the man stands up and sings,
“I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone.”
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My girl just texted me:
” babe, I’m coming by your place, and
when i get there i want u to make me wet”💦
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I got 5 Buckets full of water😷
She’ll know me when she gets here
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If Leadership is not given to philosophers,
the human race shall never see the end of peace
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1 Year
12 Months
365 Days
8760 Hours
525600 Minutes
31536000 Seconds
Every Day, 😟😟😟Every Time, Every Minute, I Just Miss😟😘😟😘😟😘😟😘 You PLEASE COME BACK
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Sometimes God sends an ex back into your life to see if you’re still stupid.
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ALCOHOL contains FEMALE HORMONES
Proof:
After drinking,men gain weight,
talk unnecessarily,
Become extra emotional,
Stop thinkin, start fightin over nothin 😉
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Papa: Akpos!!! Come
Akpos: Am here dad
Papa: take this #50 and get me an exercise book
Akpos:He collected the money
Papa: Akpos
Akpos:sir
Papa:how much is it
Akpos: I don’t know but I think is #100 upward
Papa: Hmm…. Thief
Akpos: No ooo, a woman……..
Papa: Shouted, go and buy me any book sales #50
Akpos:buh……..
Papa: But what?, what do you know, common go.
Just buy any book for me I want to write some stories down.
..
5min later,
Akpos: Papa this is the book you sent me (he stretched a drawing book to him)
Papa: Which book is this,
Akpos: drawing book
Papa: (in loud voice ) I told you to buy me a book to write a story, you went and buy me a drawing book. Did I want to draw!!!
Akpos:But papa, you said any book na, this is also a book na. D. R. A. W. I. N. G. B. O. O. K
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What makes u feel better when you are sad?
1.Music
2.Weed
3.Jokes
4.Facebook
5.Sleeping
6.Sex
7.Money
8.Alcohol
9.A kiss
10.marijuana
11.movies
12. others (Specify)
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I am SINGLE because
I haven’t found someone who deserves ME.
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Don’t
,
,
,
,
,
kiss behind the garden,
.
.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
.
. Love is blind but
.
.
.the neighbors are not..
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Namibian teachers are sick and tired of school kids writing wrong answer during exams. Now they have finally invented an electronic pen which read the exam questions first and only allow the learner to write the correct answer only to each question . If you try to write wrong answer, the pen just stop writing. This pen saves ink too.
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We waste time looking for the perfect lover,
instead of creating the perfect love.
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Our generation never had babysitters our parents just told us to lock 🔒
the door n never open for anyone
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Old man Q. Sir. Why you have white hair.
Young man….I have coloured all of hair with white.
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Stop judging people by their past and start looking at who they are now
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As A Woman , if You Don’t Know How To Cook ..
Please Learn How To Gossip ..
You Can’t Just Be Useless
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