If you meet a woman that admit she’s wrong, apologises and changes her ways. Dump her, that might be a man, women don’t do that..!

He dumped you after 8 years? But why date somebody for that long?

🐼 I feel sorry for ladies dating DJs🎼🎧🎤📀🎵🎶
When the party is over, you have to remain and help with speakers and cables

– Limpopo People Are Loosing Their Culture ,
i Saw One Buying A Plane Ticket To Cape Town 😡

What Happened To Flying With A Broom ?

When you are broke, no one takes you seriously.
Even dogs don’t bark at you when you pass by!!!

A wife can remind you of what you said
in your previous birth… Beware!!

A Girl’s Favorite Line When She’s Angry: “Don’t Touch Me”

Teacher: wht the different between u n me
Learner: the different is that
u are smelling bad n me I am smelling nice

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.

“Nurse,”‘ he mumbles from behind the mask, “are my testicles black?”

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, “I don’t know, Sir. I’m only here to wash your upper body and feet.”

He struggles to ask again, “Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?”

Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and
pulls back the covers.

She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.

She looks very closely and says, “There’s nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine.”

The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly,

“Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very,

very closely:

“Are – my – test – results – back?”

If u have failed grade 11,
dont worry u can still go to grade 12
during break time everyday

ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION!!! Ladies and gentlemen Boys and Girls Brothers and sisters Fathers and Mothers Uncles and aunties Nephews and nieces Doctors and nurses Neighbours and Colleagues Students and graduates. I really don’t have anything to say. Thanks for your attention.