“Pastor, my dog is dead. Could there be a service for the poor creature?” Pastor replied, “No, we cannot have service for an animal in the church. But there is a new church down the road. Maybe they will do something for the animal”.The man answered” “Pastor, but do you think they will accept a donation of $250,000 in return for the burial service?” Pastor exclaimed, “Sweet Jesus! Why didn’t u tell me that dog was a Christian.”

If ii cut off ur left arm,
ur right arm will be left

If she refuses to take you to her parents
Impregnate her.. Then Relax..
Her parents will bring her to you😂😂😂

Thank me later…..

Don’t cheat. Don’t lie. Don’t
steal. Don’t sell drugs. The
Government doesn’t like the competition

The Problem with living alone is that,
Its always your turn to cook and wash dishes

5yrs old girl asked her mother: ‘ Mummy do all angels fly? Her mother replied; “Yes…. they do and why do you ask?” The girl said when you went to the saloon yesterday to make your hair, Daddy called our housemaid “My angel” Mummy will she fly? Mummy replied…. “Yes dear! She will fly back to her village tomorrow and she will never return again

When they see a ‘White Man’ with a laptop
they see businessman but ‘Black Man’ they see a DJ

When you’re mad and wanna slam
your bedroom door but it’s a curtain..

When you trap your boyfriend by
getting pregnant & then he dies_

My Dad Opened a Brand New Zoo and made the entry R10 000 and nobody came so he reduced it to R5 000 still nobody came he reduced it again to R2 500 still Nobody Came he reduced it again to R500 Still Nobody Came and finally he made it for free and the zoo was filled within a minute… So He opened the lions cage and quickly made the exit R30 000