I will never forget the day a i bought my crush Pizza and
then 30 minutes later her boyfriend updated status
” Eating Debonairs pizza with my girlfriend “
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A man who cries over a woman doesn’t know
where alcohol is sold!
-African proverb
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They told me that to make her fall in love,
I had to make her laugh.
But everytime she laughs,
I’m the one who falls in love.” —
Tommaso Ferraris
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Short people they don’t do doggy style..
They do puppy style.
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Dating a neighbor is nonsense, you be receiving texts like:
“Babe is everything okay i saw you coming from the toilet..”
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They’ll investigate why you’re rich
but they will never investigate why you’re poor!!
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I was standing in front of my house waiting for any available taxi, two kids (a boy and a girl) ran to me and the little girl asked me this question: “Uncle,can a 6 years old girl get pregnant?” I said NO, boy replied: “didn’t I tell you? let’s go and continue.. I shouted: “continue what
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The teacher is droning away in the classroom
when he notices a student sleeping way up in the back row.
The teacher shouts to the sleeping students neighbor,
“Hey wake that student up!”
The neighbor yells back,
“You put him to sleep, you wake him up!”
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I was studying at this college in Pretoria, then we went home for school holidays, when we return to school we have found that place turned into Somalian store that sells curtains…
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Who do you think is the LAZIEST inventor of all times..
It-s the guy who invented the SNOOZE in an alarm
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niggas will laugh at you just
cause you don’t know Joburg but they
don’t know who their father is
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In the bible Moses had over 300 wives and over 100 concubines and lived for more than 150 years, and God loved him.You have 1 woman is it yo mother man has only one mother but many wives .
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When the devil wants to destroy you he uses your friends. And when God wants to promote you He uses your enemies. If it wasn’t because of our friends our enemies wouldn’t know our secrets. In life we need to be more careful about friends more than enemies. Most rats die with food in their mouths thinking someone is feeding them yet someone is killing them in form of feeding them. There are friends who help you in life so that it will be easy for them to destroy you later. Abraham went on a journey with Lot. God was silent until they separated then He spoke to Abraham again. At times its the friends around you that push God away from you. Check your friends before they push you into destruction. Be wise*_
This is the most serious ADVICE in 2019
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Pathan’s Wife Bought A Beautiful Sweater For Her Husband.
She Sent It To Him By Parcel Along With A Note…
That Said: “The Buttons Of The Sweater Are Removed Since They Were Too Heavy & Added To The Postage. U’ll Find ‘Em In The Right Hand Pocket Of The Sweater“
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Kilms was once robbed by armed robbers, the bag 💼 which he was holding was taken by them. After the robbers had left, he was just laughing while he was on his way back home. Senzo saw him laughing, thinking he was mad. He asked him:
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SENZO: Why are you laughing? What’s funny? 😒
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KILMS: I was robbed by armed robbers 😁
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SENZO: Is that why you are laughing? 😏
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KILMS: Not just that, they took my bag 😅
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SENZO: But that’s not funny bro 😑
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KILMS: I’m laughing because the bag which I was holding is containing fresh “Shit” 💩 of mine which I wanted to go and throw away, so I guess they helped me 😂
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Life was much easier
When apple an blackberry
Were just fruits😅😆😀😁😂
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