God gives gives gives and forgives. People get get get and forget.
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God gives gives gives and forgives. People get get get and forget.
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Snoring is a gift.. Not
everybody can sing while
Sleeping.
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Husband: joking with his wife “your bum looks like a braai stand”🙄
Wife: Gets offended 😡😥and goes to sleep 🛌
Hasband :politely …….Don’t you wanna make love today???!………..
wife:sorry love , I won’t light my braai stand for such a small piece of wors😪🙄
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Teacher- When I was of your age I was not that naughty.
Student – So mam, at what age you became naughty
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A girl who is always online is a girl who’s always indoors🙈 ,she acts bitchy on Facebook but in reality ba loyal,Thats a girl who has no friends but hated by many people😢 and only dates 1 guy, a girl who does not party every weekend🍻🍺 but drinks on special occasions….Big up 2 u ladies
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Every good relationship needs only two things
-A little time to be spent with them
– A true care to be shown always
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Tell her she’s beautiful instead of hot,
she’s a “WOMAN” not a temperature
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If my bae have friends then I won’t buy her clothes or wigs cause her friends will be coming to borrow them and some won’t return them back
Sorry I can’t 😓
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I’ll hide my broken heart beneath a laughing face
and though you’ll think I never cared,
no one can take your place.
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You know what sis?
Men are also tired of dating broke, uneducated, demanding, poor and lazy women.
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Sometimes when i look myself at the mirror
i wanna cry because of my ugliness
but when i look at my little brother i smile
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How to trick weed smokers
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 😂 …See more
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Three Friends Were Having A Drink In A Bar. A Conversation About Coincidences Arose.
The 1st Guy Said: “When My Wife Was Pregnant She Read The Novel The 2 Cities And Gave Birth To Twins.”
The 2nd Guy Said: “My Wife Read The 3 Musketeers And Gave Birth To Triplets.”
The 3rd Guy Started Running Heading Home, Friends Asked: “Why?”
He Said In Hurry: “My Wife Is Pregnant And I Left Her Reading Alibaba And The 40 Thieves.“
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You are bathing and someone mistakenly open your door,,*
*what will you hide,,,,,,,*
*Me::i will hide my soap
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I may not always love you,
But long as there are stars above you,
You’ll have no need to doubt it,
I’ll make you so sure about it.
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Don’t allow school dropouts with money
to make you feel ike education is worthless!
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