My life isn’t perfect, but it does have
perfect moments.
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My life isn’t perfect, but it does have
perfect moments.
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That time when you have been made a boss without idea
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[Age: 18-25]
Is the age where you meet a lot of temporary people..!
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I commented on my girlfriends pic and she replied
thanks bro
Yaz im hurt deep inside
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when wearing a bikini,women reveal 90% of their body parts.
Men are so polite,they only look at the covered parts
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My gf caught me kissing her sister💏…..
She is now boiling water💦🍵…
I think she’s making tea for us
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3 things every RELATIONSHIP should stand by❤…..
1. Never make your partner feel unwanted🙄😏😓
2. No matter how hard things and situations get💔😞😟…..never cheat!!!❌
3. Always have each others backs through good and bad times💪✊👫
Great and blessed Tuesday ahead😍
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Poor countries have the longest National anthems because they explain all their problems in it!
Donald Trump
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Which Of These Sentence Gave You A Great Joy When You Were In School?
1. Go Out For Break
2. Test Is Cancelled
3. Take A Sheet Of Paper
4. Answer Only One Question
5. Go Back Home There Is No School
6. The Mathematics Teacher Is Sick
7. If You Know You Owe School Fees, Walk Out.
Just indicate with number only.
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Everything happens for a reason.
Sometimes the reason is that you are stupid and make bad decisions.
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I Used To Comment “Beautiful Pic” And Zoom
Now I Just Comment “Nice Edited” And Log off ✋
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My girlfriend left a note on my refrigerator saying
“This isn’t working,goodbye” I opened the fridge
and it’s working just fine.
Women know nothing about fridges.
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I don’t have a bad handwriting,
I have my own FONT
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A Lecturer Teaching Medical Was Tutoring A Class On Observation.
He Took Out A Jar Of Yellow-Coloured Liquid. This, He Explained, Is Urine.
To Be A Doctor, You Have To Be Observant Two Color, Smell, Sight And Taste.
After Saying This, He Dipped His Finger Into The Jar And Put It Into His Mouth.
His Class Watched On In Amazement, Most, In Disgust!
But Being The Good Students That They Were, The Jar Was Passed,
And One By One, They Dipped One Finger Into The Jar,
And Then Put It Into The Jar And Then Put It Into Their Mouth.
After The Last Std. Was Done, The Lecturer Shook His Head!
The Lecturer: “If Any Of You Had Been Observant, You Would Have Noticed,
That To Put My Second Finger Into The Jar And My Third Finger Into My Mouth.“
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It pains me a lot when i pay my full fare
and the driver uses free gear..
boom.shame on you
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Nobody views your WhatsApp status
faster than your Ex
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