Midnight reminder:
Save your feelings for someone who truly cares.
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If you want to see her real beauty
tell her to remove that wig..!
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100 years from now, everybody reading this would have been dead,
so RIP in advance😉
Please don’t wish me the same
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When a Boyfriend goes to University there is still hope,But when a Girlfriend goes !! My Brother its Over
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Guys am still shocked😥 about what I saw this morning at 02:45 when I was going to toilet, it was unbearable so I had to go n help myself. When I was coming back I looked at my neighbors house n I saw myself ploughing at their garden😭😭😭😥 What am I suppose to happen now? Do I have to go to police? Please help me n help me psychologically too!
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DON’T VISIT VERY RICH RELATIVES OR FRIENDS
I went to see a friend from a very rich family. The maid approached me and asked.*
MAID: What would u like to have, fruit juice, yoghurt, tea, chocolate, cappuccino , frapuccino or coffee?
ME: Tea pls.
MAID: Ceylon Tea, Indian Tea, Herbal Tea, Kericho Gold Tea, Bush Tea or Green Tea?
ME: Ceylon Tea pls.
MAID: How do U want it, black or white?
ME: White….
MAID: Milk or fresh cream?
ME: With milk.
MAID: Goat milk or cow milk?
ME: Cow’s milk.
MAID: Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?
ME: Uhm, lemme go with d freezeland cow.
MAID: Would U like it with sweetner, sugar or honey?
ME: Sugar.
MAID: Bee sugar or cane sugar?
ME: Cane sugar
MAID: White, brown or yellow sugar?
ME: Aiyo! forget about the tea, just give me a glass of water…
MAID: Mineral, tap or distilled water?
ME: Mineral water.
MAID: Flavored or non flavored?
ME: Infact, get me an empty glass!
MAID: Do you want a tumbler, wine glass, champagne flute or a beer mug?
ME: Free me, I will swallow my spit…”
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“Your greatest test is when you are able to
bless someone else,
while you are going through your own storm”
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In every heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibration of love
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I just created a Facebook account with a false profile picture of a beautiful lady. Now my father sent me a friend request and he’s telling me that he is single and has no children.
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When he’s busy explaining how her last girlfriend played him,
I just act surprised as if am not gonna do the same
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Love is so strange. Sometimes it become reason to live life & sometimes it becomes reason to leave life.
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Maturity is when a couple just mutually
decide to end their relationship,
and stay best friends,without insulting each other
or hating each other,coz you are mature enough
you understand that not everything is meant to
last forever in this life.
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If you’re happy in your relationship💏❤
even mine started like that
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A guy with bright blue, green and orange color hair was
standing at a bus stop.
Few moments later an elderly man stood near him and
kept staring at him hard.
Annoyed by the stares the guy asked him, “Wotz up oldie! Never done something wild?”
To this the old man replied,
“Yeah,I f*cked a peahen once and Im wondering if you are my son.”
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Sign on a repair shop-s door-
.
We can repair anything (please knock hard,the bell doesn-t work) 😀
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Dear sis Mpumeh,
I’m married for 9 years now. Every time my wife and I have a misunderstanding she demands transport money for her 3 brothers who stay in Kzn to come and beat me up here in Pretoria 😥
After they’ve done beating me, I must still give them transport money back to Kzn…🤔
What can I do please? I’m spending a lot. – Matome.
Sis Mpumeh:
“Dear Matome, I completely sympathize with you.
I suggest you and your wife just move to Kzn to save costs and get beaten there free of Charge –
With love you🤞
Sis Dolly🤝
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