Calling Me Old Doesn’t Offend Me….
Especially When You Look Older Than I Do..!

was in a restaurant today n wanted to impress my girlfriend.
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after looking at the menu I called the waiter n said ” pleases give me two plates of Joarces forgorios.
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the waiter said ” sorry sir but that’s the name of the restaurant’s owner.”

Dnt wrry if u failed in grade 11 u will still go to grade 12
during break tym

That awkward moment u realise u a walking in the wrong direction…
so you hit your pockets and pretend u forgot something

Are you sad?
Is your boyfriend cheating on you?
Is he hurting you?
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Listen and listen carefully,
It’s non of my business Bcuz you refuse to
date me, nonsense!

Ladies, imagine dating a guy that expects you to date him alone,
some guys are selfish

Somewhere in Africa there’s a 35 year old man who is mad that his mom didn’t leave money for bread

My brother if she doesn’t disturb u , annoys u‍😡
or give u any headache😡 then she is not the one ….real girlfriends 💑act like Demons 👹some even act like witches from Malawi.

Apart from Castle Lite & Facebook Lite 😊
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Which other Beer 🍺 do you know?