When Your Phone Rings By Mistake in Church ,
Everybody Starts Looking At You As
if You Are Being Called By SATAN!!

If you hate someone, Please hate him/her
alone. Don’t recruit other people to hate
him/her with you.That’s witchcraft.

Protitutes are the only people
who are telling the truth when saying
”It was a pleasure doing business with you”
The rest are just pure liers

Some People Will Never Like Your Picture
Even if You Took it With Jesus

Man Dies. In Heaven He Sees A Large Wall Full Of Clocks.

He Asks Angel: “What Are These For?”

Angel Answers: “These Are Lie Clocks, Every Person Has Lie Clock! Whenever You Lie On Earth, Clock Moves.”

The Man Points Towards A Clock And Asks: “Whose Clock Is This?”

Angel Says: “Its Mother Teresa’s. It Never Moved, Showing That She Never Told Lie”

The Man Asks: “Where Is Indian Politician’s Clock?”

Angel Replies: “That’s In Our Office, We Use It As Table Fan“

That moment you are laughing with your
mom then boom
she ask’s for yesterday change

Woman Is Like A Road The More Curves
She Has The More Dangerous She Is…
.
But it’s none of my Business

BREAKING NEWS
Gauteng Police just found two heads in a student’s bag coming from a well known casino… The student is believed to be a grade 11 pupil which cannot be named at this point.The young student, about 17 years old, got into a uber with a big handbag from the casino heading towards town but the taxi driver felt a strong smell of human blood coming from her handbag… She claimed she was going to deliver some meat to a friend whom she identified as Phelisa. She claimed she works for a butchery part time on weekends and the smell was coming from the meat she was carrying!The horrible smell made the uber driver highly suspicious because he once worked as a mortuary attendant so he was very familiar with the smell of heads. He insisted to check the bag and discovered the two heads. The girl, was held and taken to the police station.Many were frightened, not knowing what was happening, One of the Police officials was shocked when he opened the 17-year-old girl’s bag and found two (2) heads…In examining them carefully, the authorities found that they were two known heads, it was a head of a garlic and the other of an onion.
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