Text me when you miss me and actually wanna talk to me, not just when you’re bored and need someone to entertain you
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A man in USA sees a dog attacking a
girl!
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He kicks the dog, it dies!
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Newspapers report
“LOCAL HERO SAVES LADY FROM
DOG”
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Man says i’m not American
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Report changed
“Foreign Hero Saves girl from Dog”
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Man says:
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Actually I’m Pakistani
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Breaking News:
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“Terrorist killed Innocent Dog which
was playing
with a Girl…
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The level of makeup experience that Shoprite girls uses is amazing
Today i saw one girl painted her lips with a eyebrows and her eyebrows with a Lipsticks
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Date someone within your sense of humour range💏. Imagine being cross-questioned for a mere meme you shared..!
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Love is missing someone whenever you’re apart,
but somehow feeling warm inside because you’re close in heart.
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Client: Please remove the unnecessary circle at the end of the sentence.
Me: You mean … the period?
Client: I don’t care what you designers call it; it is unsightly. Delete it.
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Neva underestimate yoself. Neva downplay yo strengths or marginalise yo weakness. Believe in yoself and in yo inner strength. There is nothing in a caterpillar that sugests that 1 day it will be a butterfly. Dont lose faith in yoself becoz u compare yoself with other people; a milipede (tshongololo) has got many legs and a snake has ZERO. But a snake runs fasta than a milipede, wat pipo think of u dont determine yo destiny bt yo OWN perception of yoself does. Be motivated and enjoy yo day…
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Don’t quite before it’s time up. Ask for the mountains not valleys
because God is always on your site
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Snoring is a gift.. Not
everybody can sing while
Sleeping.
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ladies if your boyfriend/husband
is cheating on u…
boil water … Let it boil,boil and boil,boil boil…
While water is still boiling wait 4 him to fall asleep…….
Whn ur very sure dt he is sleeepin….
thn make some tea nd drink
Tea reduces stress
stop crying…!
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I bought a cellphone from an Indian shop
Then when I switch it off it says “Goodbye My Friend”
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Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings several times until one of the men engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: “Hello?”
WOMAN: “Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?”
MAN: “Yes.”
WOMAN: “I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It’s only R1500. Is it OK if I buy it?”
MAN: “Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.”
WOMAN: “I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2012 models. I saw one I really liked.”
MAN: “How much?”
WOMAN: “R450000”
MAN: “OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.”
WOMAN: “Great! Oh, and one more thing. The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They’re asking R950000.”
MAN: “Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer 900,000.”
WOMAN: “OK. I’ll see you later! I love you!”
MAN: “Bye, I love you, too.”
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment.
Then he asks: “Anyone know who this phone belongs to?”
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Good morning.for he is your mentor,
you have to praise and give thanks to him and
face your life with no fear for he owns your future.
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Know The Difference Between Enjoying Your Youth And
Destroying Your Future
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Music in the soul can be heard by the universe.
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I will love you until the stars go out,
and the tides no longer turn.
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