Some 2k kids look like they
have 4 kids and a rent problem
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Got so broke one time that when
my chick came over I stole R80 from her purse
and gave her that same R80 for taxi fare
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Brown Bread Is Healthier Than White Bread, Brown Sugar Is Healthier than White Sugar, Should I tell This Yellow Bones Or You’ll tell them???
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Never Lose hope because tomorrow could be the day,
you have been waiting for
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There is no breakup in Friendship,
Two best friends will always care for each other,
whether they are talking or not
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Teacher: What Do You Call A Person Who Cannot Hear Anything?👂
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Kelvin: You Can Call Him Anything, Because He Cannot Hear Anything.
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My mind thinks of you the second I fall asleep and as soon as I wake up each morning.
Good Morning
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Little Johnny walks into his mother’s room and catches her topless.
”Mommy, Mommy, what are those?” he says pointing to her chest.
“Well, son,” she says, These are Mommies balloons, and when you die, they inflate and float you up to heaven.
”Incredibly, he appears to believe this explanation and goes off quite satisfied.
Two days later while his mother is making tea, Johnny rushes into the kitchen.
“Mommy, mommy, Aunt Eliza is dying!”
“What do you mean?” says his mother.
“Well she’s out in the garden shed, lying on the floor.
Both of her balloons are out, Dad’s blowing them up, and she keeps yelling, ”God, I’m coming! God, I’m coming!”
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I never wished for a Million.
I just wished for only ‘ONE’ of a million.
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If you are Dreaming Your Self driving a BMW Car.
You wake up in the Morning and nothing Happens….
but When you are Dreaming Your Self
Urinating the dream come true
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To Those Who Were Broken In The Form Of Love:
“I have no idea how much it hurts for you, being left out by the person whom you’ve dreamt and planned your future with. Neither have I the idea of what other things are circulating through your mind, except of one— you still want to get that person back in your life, even if it hurts you too much. Because you still think that person was destined for you, and the one you prayed for despite what he/she already did to you.
Don’t you think it’s too unfair? There you are, still covered with a mask of loneliness and can’t breathe properly at your confined space. While the person who hurt you, is probably happy somewhere now and has no concern about how you feel.
And who’s fault it is? You. That person may be responsible for the pain, but the aftermath of it are already your choices.
Honey, sometimes, you need to let things go, in order for them to be in their rightful places and also you. We have to embrace the reality that some people were just meant to us pass by, to teach us a remarkable lessons.
Lastly, conserve yourself for the one who’ll truly love you and remember that you were not born for only the purpose of loving those who’ve hurt you, so move forward. You have a long way to go, but just like any other journey that accompanied with pain— at the end, it’ll all be worth it.”
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They Don’t Even Greet Us At The inbox ,
They Just Send Their Song’s Links 😏 … Such Disrespect
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Sometimes its better to keep silent than to tell others what you feel.
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What is the difference between an Ordinary Thief (OT) & a Political Thief (PT) ?
1.The Ordinary Thief steals your Money, bag, watch, gold chain etc.
But, The Political Thief steals your future, career, education, health & business !
2. The hilarious part is :
The Ordinary Thief will choose whom to rob. But, you yourself choose the Political Thief to rob you.
3. The most ironic one :
Police will chase and nab the Ordinary Thief. But, Police will look after and protect the Political Thief !
That’s the travesty cum irony of our current society!
And, we blindly say we are not blind !
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I slept at this woman’s place🏡, then at night her husband came, i dont knw 🙅how it ended but now am in a room sleeping 🏨and I am seeing people dressed in white holding things like medicine💉💊.
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I dont knw whats wrong
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The Truth which you speak has Neither past nor Future-
It is,and that is ALL that it needs to be . . .
by Richard Bach-long time ago
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