Husband’s Massage:
Honey, I Got Hit By A Car Outside Of The Office. Teena Brought Me To Hospital. They have been making tests and X-rays. The blow to my head though is very strong. Will not have any serious or lasting injury. But, I have three broken ribs, a broken arm , a compound fracture in the left lef and they may have to amputate the right foot.
Wife’s Response :
Who’s Teena ?
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The fact that a BUS driver can STOP to pick you where there’s NO BUS STOP,
But the same driver will REFUSE to drop you
where there’s NO BUS STOP,
Proves that people ONLY need you
when it’s BENEFICIAL to them.
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Difference between anxiety and depression”
Anxiety:
Apprehension over what’s about to happen and what could happen in the future.
Worried thoughts, or a belief that something could go wrong.
Feeling like you need to run away or avoid things that could cause further anxiety.
Depression:
Feeling of sadness about the future, as though it’s hopeless.
Listlessness, and a lack of belief that positive things will occur.
A little worry, but instead a certainty of future negative emotions.
Possible suicidal thoughts.
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When you make mistakes,
that’s when you know you are really trying.
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Ladies sometimes you need to deposit
R5000 in your Bae’s account with a
reference that says
“thanks for pipi and everything bbe”
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My mum asked for my phone so I quickly changed
“Joy” to “John” on my contact list.
When I gave my mum the phone, John texted
“I can’t wait to kiss you” Right now I’m in a family meeting.
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There was a man who used to cross the border,from S A to Zim. Every month he would be on a bicycle carrying some riversand. The customs officer searched him thoughroughly and would find nothing in the sand. They would then give him a smile and let him pass. He did that for years and years still the officers wondered what was in the sand. After the man had stopped crossing the border he met one of the retired customs officer,and he asked tell me what were you up to carrying all that sand? The man smiled and said apparently I was smuggling bicycles!
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Cracking a joke on a heavy heart is like taking an over dose for fast healing
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If you can spy your Boyfriend starting from Today till Sunday,
You might find out that you’re his fifth Girlfriend..! ✋😏
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Children : You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk, then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit-down and shut-up.
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Just because I’m not your boyfriend it doesn’t mean
you’re not my girlfriend
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Things will be okey
Everything will be fixed
Our dreams will come true
And our wounds will heal
We need to keep believing
Have faith and passion
Allah is with us 💜
Nighty sweet dreams and prayer that will come true inshallah
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Learn to tolerate & make peace with your man’s financial status Or
else you’ll go around chasing every man who has a lot of money!
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Find someone who is proud to have you, scared to lose you, fights for you, appreciates you, respects you, cares about you and loves you unconditionally
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I Have 6 Brothers And Each Brother Has Also 6 Brother
HOW MANY ARE WE ALTOGETHER
A.36
B.42
C.18
D.6
E.12
G.7
95% ARE LIKLY TO FAIL THIS TEST? TRY YOUR
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My guy!
Perfume is important,
but roll-on is importanter…
and taking a Bath is more importanting!!!
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