today’s relationships: in start: Late Night Calls, Unlimited Texts. . after a while: Sleepless Nights, Unanswered Texts. . (How quickly Continue Reading..

*BAD LUCK* *is when the wind blows a woman’s skirt up, and the same wind blows dust into your eyes. Continue Reading..

What did the buffalo say to his son at dropoff? Bison

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If you’re ugly you’re ugly don’t tell us about inner beauty. Have you ever seen short people saying we have Continue Reading..

Marriage = Buying Engagement = Lay-by Dating = Window-shopping Vat en Sit = Theft God is watching you.

Teacher:¨Are you sleeping in my class¨? Student:¨Well now I´m not but if you could be a little quieter I could¨

Facebook must have a “I want you button” this heart reaction❤ doesn’t work for me