C.L.A.S.S- come late and start sleeping…
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Life is an art of drawing without an eraser
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Memories are good but sometimes ,
they can fade ,unless u change the features.
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I hate it when people see me at the supermarket and they
“Hey what are you doing here ”
and I’m just like “Oh you know hunting elephants”
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*Sweet mistake*
I wanted to send sms to my wife dat ‘I love you’.
I mistakenly sent it to my landlady. She responded “I’ve been holding myself for too long, I love you too. Please kindly stop paying rent.”
..What should I do?
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Me : babe it’s OVER 😔😔…
My abusive girlfriend : What??? 😠😠😡😡
Me : it’s over the table babe🙁🙁
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” to all parties. I won’t want it, the third party.”
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My girlfriend stole money from her Father for me to start a business. The business is booming now.
Now she want me to marry her.
ME: I can’t marry a thief
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– Limpopo People Are Loosing Their Culture ,
i Saw One Buying A Plane Ticket To Cape Town 😡
What Happened To Flying With A Broom ?
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Nyaa came from school and dancing.
His father wondered what made so happy and decided to ask.
Dad : Son I have never seen you in this mood for a
while now…..any good news u want to share?
Nyaa : Dad next year you won’t be buying any textbook, notebooks and writing materials…..
Dad : That’s my son, why …. did you win a Scholarship?
Nyaa : No! Dad I’m repeating the same class
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Where ever I go, whatever I do, I carry a little part of you
with me right here in the center of me heart.
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Always say goodbye with a smile for those you love.
It may be the last time you’ll ever see them.
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Real men always love their women😍💑. They show them love and give them reasons why they should stay🤗😘. Women were created to be loved💏❤ and not to be punching bags🙄😏 or shock absorbers💔😢!!!!
Always value😊, respect👏, love❤ and protect💪 women!!!
Have a beautiful🌺 and glorious🌹 wednesday
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Good luck to learners who were doing Maths and Physics
the rest of you guys come on it’s not that difficult
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“African Education system has surprising outcomes.
The smartest students pass with 1st Class and get admissions to medical and engineering schools.
The 2nd Class students get MBAs and LLB’s to manage the First Class students.
The 3rd Class students enter politics, and rule both 1st and 2nd Class students.
The Failures join the army and control politicians who, if they are not happy with, they kick or kill them.
Best of all…..
those who did not attend any school, become prophets, and everybody follows them.”
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When you thought your crush texted you
But he/she just joined messenger
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