The Day You Will Be Looking For A Job And Find The HR is Your Ex , is The Day You Will Know Why Mathematics Always Tells Us To Find The Value Of X !!
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World Economic Outlook
One Day A Tourist Comes To The Only Hotel In A Debt Ridden Town. Lays A $100 Note On The Table & Goes To Inspect The Rooms.
Hotel Owner Takes The Note & Rushes To Pay His Debt To The Butcher.
Butcher Runs To Pay The Pig Farmer. Pig Farmer Runs To Pay The Feed Supplier.
Supplier Runs To Pay The Prostitute, Who In These Hard Times Gave Her Services On Credit.
Hooker Then Runs To Pay Off Her Debt To The Hotel Owner For The Rooms She Rented For Her Clients.
Hotel Owner Then Lays The $100 Note Back On The Counter.
The Tourist Comes Down, Takes His Money & Leaves As He Did Not Like The Rooms.
No One Earned Anything. But The Town Is Now Without Debt & Looks To The Future With A Lot Of Optimism.
And That Is How The World Is Doing Business Today.
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When you dating i2000 and taking a walk near High way
she goes: bbe all this cars going this direction are mine
and this other one going this direction are yours ne.
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Each moment of a happy lover’s hour is worth an age of dull
and common life.
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Women who date broke guys know the importance of eating
before leaving home!!!!
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Huawei Users Don’t Worry Chinese Will Create “Choogle”
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Kiss can remove anger,
but too much kiss can remove clothes
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I don’t like this idea of my grandmother
getting more likes than me.
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If She Carries Flat Shoes To Wear When She Gets Tired Of Heels.Don’t Marry💍 Her🤨.She Can’t Finish What She Started Bro
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A Couple Where Have A Huge Argument On Who Is Most Afraid To Be Home Alone.
They Went On Until They Decided To Ask There 5 Year Old Son To Tell Them Who Is More Afraid Mom Or Daddy?
Mom: “Son, Who Is More Scared To Be Home Alone Me Or Dad?”
Son: “Daddy Is More Scared.”
Mom: “Why Son?”
Son: “Because When You Working Night Shifts, Dad Ask The Lady From Next Door To Come And Sleep With Him On Bed.”
Mom Shocked: “And What They Do?”
Son: “They Play The Same Game You Always Play With Our Gardener On Bed During The Day When Daddy Is Away.
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Daughter: Daddy can I go to my friend place to do my homework?
Dad: sit down.. Your Mom use to say the same thing when she want to come to me!!
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Never give up on something or
someone that you truly belive in.
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You find it hard to close ur eyes during prayers, but when another lips touches yours, u close them slowly like tilapia fish..God is watching you
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Never forget the people who take time out
of their day to check up on you
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Husband and wife were having dinner at a fancy restaurant…
As the food was served, Husband said:
“The Food looks delicious, let’s eat.”
Wife: Honey.. You say prayer before eating at home.
Husband: That’s at home sweetheart… Here the chef knows how to cook.
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Most ladies don’t want boyfriend or husband material, they just want a handsome, intelligent, sexy and obedient robot that vomits money.
Let’s start the argument, am ready.
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