When a woman is crazy about you,
pray that she doesn’t get well,
because when you notice she is getting well,
it means another man is giving her medication.

Four people that u can’t trust in this world…

1)Girls
2)Women
3)Ladies
4)Females

When you finally think you found the one…
.
Waiter: Would you like to eat something
sir?
Him: Nah thanks
Waiter: You madam?
Her: Bring two nah thanks and water
please

Tell a Lady: “I had a dream about you”
They always think it’s about s*x
~•~
And be like: “Girl, I was buying bread in SHOPRITE and you were the cashier”

Our Dog Hasn’t Been The Same Since it’s Partner Gave Birth To Black Puppies When They’re Both Brown 😥
And They Are Not Even in One Fence

These 3 weeks infant is annoying.
She’s crying from hunger,
but she refuses to eat fat cakes 😥

A CCTV footage doesn’t scare me✋
I’ve denied my own fingerprints before

Nothing kills my mood like a bank reciept
that says:
Current balance: R 599.00
Available balance: R 200.00

How they kidnapped me

Kidnapers: Get in the van we have a lot of sweets for you .
Me : no I’m fine I don’t like sweets.
Kidnapers : we also have fRee WiFi .
Me: ok let go !

Mary”‘with real rato !

I don’t know who needs to hear this,
but you don’t need to eat everytime you go to the kitchen