If my eyes showed my soul, everyone,
when they saw me smiling, would cry with me..
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In a relationship there is always a third party waiting for your break up with your MAN , that devil is called BESTIE..🙄
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I went to the hospital today to see Mr 2017.He’s not looking good I don’t know whether we gonna see him tomorrow
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Never tell your problems to anyone…
20% don’t care and the other 80% are glad you have them.
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Marrying some one below 35 and above 17 years is like
hoversting honey from beehive in traditional method
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So a husband is the head of the family.
But remember that the wife is the Neck
of the family and the Neck can turn
the Head the way she wants.
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Hi i would like to let u know that next week Monday is my last day here in SA😐
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I am travelling to England to study Industrial Engineering, I will be away for 4 Years. May God Be with You all. I will miss You all😢
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Please forward this message to everyone who knows me. I have just forwarded the message as i received it. I don’t even know who’s travelling
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It’s now 7 months since I joined the gym and nothing has changed.
Maybe it’s time I go there personally and find out what’s wrong😢
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SCHOOL RULES WHEN I AM A PRINCIPAL!!!
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.1..female students should wear mini-skirts only
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.2..lunch time takes 3hrs while each lesson takes
only 20 mins..
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.3..If u wanna get high there’s a room for
smokers
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.4..Wednesdays nd fridays its party time no
lessons..
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.5..if u ar a quiet person “sorry!get the out
of my school..
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.6..During examinations all students will be
provided with text books
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.7..All students are free to bring their laptops nd
phones bcoz free Wi-Fi will be provided.
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.8..If u insult a teacher ur punishment is to play
FIFA with the principal..
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.9..At lunchtime students eat every kind of foods u want the school will provide…
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. WILL YOU JOIN MY SCHOOL??
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Top 3 sweetest sleep
3.Sleepin on moms lap wn v r tired!
2.Sleepin on lovr-s shoulder wn vr sad!
1.Sleepin wit opened
eyes wn teachers r teaching!
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They say girls would rather date a guy who is abusive
than date a guy who is boring.
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Some girls raise their hands during worship in church
just to show men they have no rings on their fingers
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Fat girls stop inboxing me…..
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I am not selling herbex
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A man likes his wife to be just clever enough to
appreciate his cleverness and
just stupid enough to admire it.
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Girls want attention.
Women want respect
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Some females are so afraid of killing cockroaches but they already did 5 abortions
my sister, you don’t need Jesus alone, you need all the 12 disciples including Judas)
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