I went to a dentist this morning. While we were in the queue with other patients. There was these beautiful young lady sitted next to me, I thought everything about her was beautiful until we went in the dentist’s room. The Dentist asked her what was her problem. She replied ” Doctor, Am here for a tooth Dehorning ” you could have seen me laughing untill I lose all my teeth
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Some people are very angry at you
because you are not suffering the way they expected you to,
May God keep on disappointing them.
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Dear Bae
Just because I don’t post your pics on social media, it doesn’t mean I don’t love you. What if the police are looking for you?
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Saying: “Oh yeah, i get it”
Just so the teacher walks away.
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Crush:I love the weather today
Me:I love you too 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Attraction is the temporary love but love is the permanent attraction just a game of words but makes lot of difference in life
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As the thief was leaving, a six year old boy woke up and said ”
you take my school bag or I scream”
Only legends will understand
😂😂😂😂
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Guys please Be Safe i just saw a Lion on a Matches box
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If it does not feel right to you,
then maybe it’s not right for you.
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Son: Mom,can I sleep with you?I’m scared.
Mom:No, can’t risk,
the monster following you might sneak into my room and kill me.
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Boys think of girls like books.
If the cover does not catch their eyes,
they won’t bother to read whats inside.
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if your boyfriend doesn’t play pool, fifa or dice.
guess who he’s playing.😅😂😂
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Attract what you expect, reflect what you desire,
become what you respect,
mirror what you admire.
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hate when people look at my phone
while I’m typing.
It’s not that I have something to hide…
It’s just none of their damn business :/
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The following sentence will make you learn Chinese fast.
“Shoes shall shine soon.”
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WARNING ‼‼‼
Please, don’t eat anything at these places
1.Nandos
2.KFC
3. Chicken lickin
*without me*
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