Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn’t mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteers be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit any porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef,but the wrod as a wlohe. Haert if you Raed this peferct !
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So Bushiri is arrested for money laundry.
That’s stupid, how can you put money in washing machine.
I wonder if he used Omo or surf??? 🤔
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A love between a brother and a sister
is one of the deepest and noblest of human emotions. <3 :*
Love You Sisso.
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Kamo GETS HOME AT MID-NIGHT…HIS WIFE ALREADY ASLEEP WITH A BROKEN HEART..
Kamo :My wife, please open 4 me…
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Wife:Where are u coming from in the middle of the night…U will sleep there outside..
Kamo : Please open or else l will throw myself in the swimming pool & drown as u know, l cant swim.
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Wife: Go ahead & throw yourself, l don’t
care…kamo THEN TOOK A BIG ROCK & THREW IT IN THE POOL..WHEN HIS WIFE HEARD THE LOUD SPLASH, SHE PANICKED, OPENED THE DOOR & RUSHED OUTSIDE, WITH JUST HER PANT & BRA ON…IMMEDIATELY, kamo RAN INTO THE HOUSE AND LOCKED HIS WIFE OUTSIDE…
Wife: Wena kamo open 4 me, this is not funny at all…
Kamo : Just wait there, l’m phoning my relatives and yours & the neighbours, so that you explain to them where you are coming from, in the middle of the night naked…
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Cute Waitress – What will you have sir?
Me- A coffee and your phone number.
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9 months in your mom,s womb just to wear 5 roses jean…!!?😒
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What a shame…!!
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Makula/indians dont waste time. They send a friend request to a girl…if she is delaying to accept, they inbox her “helo babie” sametime they will send 🍆 and ask do you like it😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Makula are the best
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40 And 42 Are Both 40,
I Mean 42 Is Fourty – Too
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A Universal Philosophical Refutation
A philosopher once had the following dream.
First Aristotle appeared, and the philosopher said to him, “Could you give me a fifteen-minute capsule sketch of your entire philosophy?” To the philosopher’s surprise, Aristotle gave him an excellent exposition in which he compressed an enormous amount of material into a mere fifteen minutes. But then the philosopher raised a certain objection which Aristotle couldn’t answer. Confounded, Aristotle disappeared. Then Plato appeared. The same thing happened again, and the philosophers’ objection to Plato was the same as his objection to Aristotle. Plato also couldn’t answer it and disappeared. Then all the famous philosophers of history appeared one-by-one and our philosopher refuted every one with the same objection. After the last philosopher vanished, our philosopher said to himself, “I know I’m asleep and dreaming all this. Yet I’ve found a universal refutation for all philosophical systems! Tomorrow when I wake up, I will probably have forgotten it, and the world will really miss something!” With an iron effort, the philosopher forced himself to wake up, rush over to his desk, and write down his universal refutation. Then he jumped back into bed with a sigh of relief. The next morning when he awoke, he went over to the desk to see what he had written. It was, “That’s what you say.”
#Joke_of_theday
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Most ladies go to parties with empty big handbags but when they come back………, their handbags are full of food and drinks🍪🍩🍰🍫🍬🍣🍢🍾🍷🍸!!!!
Ladies please let this habbit go with july…..we dont want this from 1 august on-wards😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I think its loud and clear!!!!
Busy in studio polishing my pics….will upload soon!! Get ready
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Yaz In High School There’s No Other People Who Have Pride More Than Physical Science Students,
BRUH They Act As If They Grew Up Playing With
”Albert Einstein”
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‘The correct spelling is SCHOOL and not SCHOOL.
Many people put the first O before the second O
and it is completely wrong’
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“A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.”
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*U CANNOT give a woman everything she needs. If God Himself gave them eyebrows, they shave it and draw their own. God gave them nails, they cut it off and fixed their own, God gave them* *hair, they cut it off and fixed their own,He gave them breast, they repackage it to the size and shape they want. God gave the lips, every morning they paint it with different colours of lip stick.
*If even God can’t satisfy them then who are U to think that you can please them ? 😂😂. My brother don’t kill yourself*
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If someone in a Taxi decides to look at your Chat
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Just turn On the Front Camera
You will thank Me later
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What is Mhlolo?
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Mhlolo is when you give a lift to a
beautiful girl and she faints in your car. You take her to the
hospital and the doctor says she is pregnant and
congratulates you that you will soon be a father . You shout
that you are not the father but the girl insist that you are the
father……Things are now getting Mhloloful you now require a
DNA test to prove that you are not the father…Things
become Mhlolostic when the doctor comes with results
saying you cannot be the father because you are infertile….
You are relieved but on your way home you remember you
are married with three kids at home!….. Now you are
extremely Mhlolicious Now you begin to ask yourself who is
the father to those three kids?… Now you get home to find
out the father to those kids is your gateman … You are now
Mhloloned You then decide to go to your mum to tell her the
sad news… Your mum with tears running down her cheeks
tells you ‘my son I’m so sorry….your dad isn’t your real
dad’…. Then you know things are Mhlolocated And if you
dont forward this you are a Mhlolocriosis
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