Yesterday is for memories
Tomorrow is an imagination
But today is real gift
have a pleasant day.
Good Morning
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Anyone can make you happy by doing something special,
but only someone special can make you happy without doing anything .
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Never be a side chick where money is not involved.💰
That’s a waste of sin..!☝🤨
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Teacher: who is Jose Rizal?
(quiet the class, no man lifted up the hand until John and said. )
John: maybe different section ma ‘ am.
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Welcome to mzansi where Girls Hate their useless baby daddy
but Love another Girl’s useless baby daddy
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The youth of
1987 = revolutionary struggle
.
The youth of
2018 = data struggle
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I’ve realised that South African people don’t really hate Corruption.
What they hate, is when they don’t benefit from it.
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A married woman entered a Pharmacy, she walked to the Pharmacist looked straight into his eyes and said: ‘I would like to buy FAST KILLING POISON FOR HUMANS’.
The bewildered Pharmacist asked: ‘Why, what for? The lady replied: ‘I need it to poison my husband’.
The Pharmacist shouted: ‘Lord have mercy, it’s against the law! It’s a sin.’
Absolutely not! shouted the lady. She reached into her bag and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the Pharmacist’s wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and screamed: ‘Why didn’t you tell me you had a Prescription….
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I want to wish an anniversary day to a couple
who is beautiful in entire land.
May your anniversary
enhance your love and understanding.
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Guys I’m feeling a bit upset right now, i have stress maybe I can be okay so can you please do me a favour just leave the group .I need some time alone .
Thanks In Advance.
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Question: “What Is Will Power?”
Solid Answer: “It’s When You See 10 Notification, 20 Msgs & 30 Friend Reqeusts, And Still You Click . . . . . . . . . “Logout“
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*To those ladies who always seem to be totally asleep but when you start removing their panty they raise waist a bit to help you remove it nicely, May God bless you!!!*
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I don’t like picking call from fat people 🙆 their hello can swallow airtime ☹️
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Mistress: when are you leaving your wife?
Mister: now, I come home.
* hasted came home at home *
Mister: we need to talk.
Wife: I also have to say.
Mister: it’s important to me.
My wife: that’s mine too.
Mister: you don’t understand… I don’t want…
Wife: I won the lotto 100 million! What are you going to say? You said I don’t want…
Mister: AA… I don’t want you… I love you.. I love you
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I am typing “Lord” on my phone but it keeps changing to “London” speak my Jesus your servant is listening,
Am ready please..!
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Never tell a girl that she’s ugly✋
Just find a polite way to say it😉
Just say: “Your face doesn’t make sense”
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