That moment you’re going with bae to the ATM
and you’re silently praying,
“O Lord let this machine swallow my card”

When you build a house let your wife
decorate the ceiling, she has seen more
ceiling designs than you

You’ll think your Boyfriend is Romantic
when he Hold your hands on the Road
.
Only to realize He Can’t Read A Robot

{Dear Ladies}
•°•
You’re Not Romantic Enough If You’ve
Never Worn Your Boyfriend’s Underwear!!

Xhosa and Zulu people don’t care what they did,
all they wanna know is who told you…!!

The reason my friend got divorced.
On his birthday, his
wife didn’t wish him, his parents
forgot and so did his kids.
He went to work, Even his
colleagues
didn’t wish him….
As he entered his cabin his
secretary
said,” Happy Birthday Boss” he felty
so special, She asked him out to
lunch.
After lunch,she invited him to her
apartment.
They went there,
She said in a sexy voice,”Do you
mind if i go into the bedroom for a minute?”
“OKAY”, he said nervously
She came out 5 min later with a
cake and his Wife, his Parents, his
Kids, his Friends,his inlaws and his
Colleagues…
All Screaming, SURPRISE!
SURPRISE!
And he was waiting on the
sofa……NAKED!

A Boy Throws A Love Letter To A Girl But It Falls On Her Brother

And

Her Brother Agrees

I heard that 3 girls in this group are planning to rape me..
*May their plan succeed in JESUS’ name