Why is it over?,I don’t get it. We can start over, and try it a new way,
even thou I feel we never started anything at all, chow sweetie.
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My mom is not happy that i still live in her house..
i told her to go n live in her mother’s house and
leave me in peace in my mother’s house…
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The way you start your day can affect your whole day…
Begin it with a smile, calmness of mind, coolness of
emotions and a heart filled with gratitude.
Good Morning
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A man in USA saw a dog attacking a lady, he kicked the dog – it died.
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Newspaper reported:
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Local hero saved lady from a crazy dog!
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Man said, I am not American
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Report changed to: Foreign hero saved lady from a crazy dog!
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Man said, Actually I am Pakistani
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Report changed to: Terrorist killed an innocent dog.
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Teacher :Peter what is 1-1 ?
Peter:It can’t
Teacher:why ?
Peter :Because it’s twins ….
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I asked a friend of mine what he is doing. He told me, he is working on, “Aqua-thermal treatment of ceramics, aluminum and steel under a constrained environment”.
I was impressed! On further asking, I learnt that he was washing dishes with hot water… under his wife’s supervision!
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Never say your happy when your sad, never say your fine when you are not ok, never say you feel good when you feel bad, and never say your alone when I m there.
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When Your Boss Has No Chill 😂🤣
Charlie : ” Hello Boss !!! I will Be Unable To Come To Work Tomorrow. Due To Heavy Rains , I Live On Island Now 😭
Boss :”Charlie , In Your Job Application You Mentioned Swimming As Your Hobby. See You At Work @7:00am
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If you see me talking to myself, walk away Am self-employed
we’re having a staff meeting.
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You see someone commenting on your babe everyday
only to find out that they are dating
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boy : Where Are You?
girl : I’m On My Way To Town I’m In My Father’s Mercedes Benz 🚗 Because The Bmw🚘 Is In The Services ☺️And You?
boy : I’m Sitting Behind You In The Taxi And I Just Wanted To Say Don’t Pay I Have Already Paid 4 you…
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Did you know???
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A male’s private organ is the lightest thing in the world
and can be lifted by just thinking.
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Dont worry if they talk behind your back,
you’ll still remain in front and let them stay where they belong
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Going to toilet without ur phone will force u to read
Air freshener ingredients
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Teacher: “Who Created The Earth?”
(Boy Pokes A Girl’s Back With A Pen)
Girl: “Oh God!”
Teacher: “Good Girl. Correct Answer”
Teacher Again Asked: “Who Was Born On 25 Dec?”
(Boy Again Pokes The Girls Back)
Girl: “Oh Jesus!”
Teacher: “Very Good. Correct Answer”
Teacher Again Asked: “What Did Eve Tell To Adam When They Had Their 17th Baby?”
(Boy Pokes On Girl’s Back Again)
Girl: “If You Don’t Stop Inserting That Thing In Me Now. I’ll Break That Into 2 Pieces And Just Put It Into Your Nostrils.”
Teacher Fainted!!
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I want to run my fingers through your hair and feel your lips against mine.
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