Old Doctor and A Young Doctor.
A young doctor moved out to a small community to replace a doctor who was retiring. The older doctor suggested that the young one accompany him on his rounds, so the community could become used to a new doctor.
At the first house a woman complains, “I’ve been a little sick to my stomach.”
The older doctor says, “Well, you’ve probably been overdoing the fresh fruit. Cut back on the amount you’ve been eating & see if that does the trick?”
As they left, the younger man said, “You didn’t even examine tht woman? How’d you come to the diagnosis so quickly?”
“I didn’t have to. You noticed I dropped my stethoscope on the floor in there? When I bent over to pick it up, I noticed a half dozen banana peels in the trash. That was what probably was making her sick.”
The younger doctor said, “Pretty clever. If you don’t mind, I think I’ll try that at the next house.”
Arriving at the next house, they spent several minutes talking with a younger woman. She said that she just didn’t have the energy she once did and said, “I’m feeling terribly run down lately.”
“You’ve probably been doing too much for the church,” the younger doctor told her, “Perhaps you should cut back a bit and see if that helps.”
As they left, the elder doctor said, “I know that woman well. Your diagnosis is most certainly correct, she’s very active in the church, but how did you arrive at it?” “I did what you did at the last house. I dropped my stethoscope &, when I bent down to retrieve it, I noticed the priest under the bed.”

My pride doesn’t allow me to text any girl or reply via inbox cause I respect what I have. Sometimes Facebook ruins a lots of relationships

Imagine you’re dead,happily and peacefully resting because
you left debts behind and then your pastor decides to wake you up…
yaz we are not safe

TEACHER : If a lion is chasing you,
what would you do?
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Phiri : I’d jump over the wall.
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TEACHER : What If the lion jumps over
as well?
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Phiri : I’d climb a tree.
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TEACHER : What If the lion climbs the
tree?
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Phiri : I will jump into the lake and
swim.
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TEACHER : What If the lion also jumps
into the water and swims after you?
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Phiri : Sir, are you on my side or
on the lion’s?

All wife materials are indoors now pressing their phones …plz show yourself???

Don’t be a boring girlfriend,
sometimes you must take your boyfriend to the mortuary
to show him where he belongs if you find him cheating

Teacher: Calvin name the animal start With the later D
Calvin : Dog style
Teacher: Nonsense now the letter T
Calvin : The Dog style

People who wait 4 hours to reply to a text with “lol” should be shooted