Imagine when you are about to give an offering in church with your last money and she texts you “buy con**** I’m on my way”. I swear the devil will win this battle with most guys.
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A guy got so high on weed, that he was searching for his phone 📱 with the torchlight 🔦 of the same phone he was looking for. . .
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He got so worried 😒 about the phone and was almost in tears 😥 even his roommate,who was also high, decided to join him in the search 🔍. . .
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After 45 minutes of searching, his phone rang, he picked the call and quickly replied the caller “I’ll call you back, I’m looking for my phone ” . . And he angrily ended the call and continued in the search for the phone he just answered a call with. . .
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After a while, he then decided to use the same phone to call his line and when he got the busy network he turned to his roommate and said . . “guy forget, that phone is lost, the person who got it has even blocked me am getting the number busy tone”.😕
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SAY NO TO DRUGS 🙌
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Her: bbe where are you?
Me: I am at taxi rank waiting for the taxi.
Her: make it fast bbe I missed you.
Me: ohk bbe I’ll wait little bit faster.
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” just love me every day. I’ll take care of every night.”
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I just like it when these pretty
boys, become gays. That means
more girls for us.
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Me : our neighbor has a new baby 😄
Boy : what’s wrong with the old one? 😕
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Get around people who add to your life! There is enough in this world that will try to take away from you. Be intentional about filling yourself up and choose your friends wisely!
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One day you’ll inbox me
I would be married
So use this time wisely now
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Faith is not the belief that God will do what you want.
It is the belief that God will do what is right.
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“WE RIDE, To fly
To feel
To touch
To breath
To laugh
To soar
To overcome
To relax
To prove them wrong
To belong
To feel strong
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Boss asks Jonas, Jonas how do you get it right for 30 years of bringing me coffee every morning without spilling it?
Jonas’s answer, before I climb up the stairs I take a big sip. As I get upstairs, I put it back.
Jonas’s funeral is Monday.
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I’ve called the police using my Hurricane cellphone then boom!! There’s an ambulance in front of my gate. I wonder who seek medical attention
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Feed a snake ,love a snake ,pray for a snake
Dont worry it will bite u someday
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Breaking news.
Chinese president has finally spoken on the “CORONA VIRUS” in china he said ↣↣↣Shaici ting yang teng wena feng lemise Dong fong ‘hong choo la’ ,Jiehang zhing cho
Yanghi Xanghi…….xauhn shei Huang chongle
I agree with him because it’s for our own good as Africans😜😜
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Don’t be slave to your emotion.
Control them.
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Hard work …
Big dream.
A fixed topic In everyone’s life
Is TENSION
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