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You Can Talk As Much Bad As You Can About The Beautiful Girls Slaying On Facebook But Don’t Forget🙋 We Know That Deep Down You Want To Be A Slay Queen Too.
But Your Looks Are Beyond Your Control. Sorry My Sister

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Many Relationships ended because a guy stopped calling..☝😳
‘Seems some women buy phones to be receiving calls only’..

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A short story

A man gave his girlfriend 13 roses : 12 are real and 1 is fake. Then he said , “I love you ’til the last rose dies.”

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My girlfriend found a lipstick in my pocket.
I personally admitted that I am cheating….
I can’t tell her am selling Avon.
I want to eat my money in peace

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We just see the quality of the Coffin then
we know that we will eat Nice food when
we come back from graves

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Never say, ” that won’t happen to me.”
Life has a funny way of proving us wrong.

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Your body is a temporal residence of your soul. You won’t live here forever. When you sin, the flesh enjoys for a short period of time but your soul will suffer the consequences. Why sacrifice tomorrow’s eternal joy for today’s temporal pleasures? Beloved… There is life after death. Don’t say tomorrow I will repent, for no one is too sure of seeing tomorrow. A postponed repentance is dangerous. Let us amend our ways.

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I’m jealous of my parents.
I will never have a son so cute as they have.

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Cute Waitress – What will you have sir?
Me- A coffee and your phone number.

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Good morning Whatap App people
They say everyday is a new possible adventure
So what are your plans for today ?

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Dear Grade 12’s

Keep facebooking after all, It’s your phone, your data and your life. On the other side exam papers are doing push-ups

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Today morning when I was
driving my Ferrari,
the alarm woke me up

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When a woman says that she loves her children more than her husband
* She is clearly telling a lie *

She can leave her children with her neighbours
* But she will not leave her husband with a neighbour for a minute *

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Whatever is worrying you right now, forget about it.
Take a deep breath, stay positive and know that
God will make things get better

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5 ways to keep your man happy
1. Respect him
2. Give him your facebook code
3. Always listen to him even though its crap
4. Let him watch soccer instead of going out
And last but not least…
5. ARRIVE NAKED!!

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