I have worked hard for my money, that’s why my girlfriend is jetting off to Brazil to do her hair.

When a short person wave at you It’s called a microwave

U call me with a private number and you expect me to speak first?.. We will do the breathing competition Continue Reading..

2000 be posting “haters gonna hate” all over social media. Kid, you don’t have haters, you just have elders who Continue Reading..

Q : what did one boob say to the other boob? – A : You are my breast friend

You can’t be born in February and be normal, because the month itself is not complete

Man : “bby the way I love you, I would even swim through an ocean just for you” – Woman Continue Reading..

I gave my neighbors kid R100 to buy a sack of potato for R90 for me, I said he must Continue Reading..