When you try to remove her panty and she
pretends to be asleep, then she slowly lifts
her waist to help you remove them.That’s
when you know you made it in life…
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Wife Is Dreaming. Wakes Up And Shouts
“Quick My Husband’s Back!”
His Husband Wakes Up And
Jumps Out The Window!
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Tebza :I have a problem
Lebo :We’re married, so u better start by saying “we”
Tebza :Ohk… We impregnated the house cleaner
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Is it okay to stop Ambulance
and ask what happened?
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Woman Cheats in a marriage the husband will
beat her, Man Cheats ,the wife will beat the side
Chick. Women they Suffer.
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Some of you will bathe with bucket and say “I just showered”🛀🚿.
My dear you just bucketed. Be real for once
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I paid R4000 entrance fee at the zoo
but they don’t allow me to hug a Lion
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I hate saying my name when I’m knocking on the door🚪.😕
I be like “ke nna” 😃
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If ii cut off ur left arm,
ur right arm will be left
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The wife checked her husband’s phone and found these names:
– The tender one
– The amazing one
– Lady of my dreams
She got angry and called the first number to find out that was his mother. Then she called the second number on which his sister replied . When she dialed the third number her own phone rang !!!!
She cried until her eyes got swollen because she had doubted her innocent husband, so she gave him her whole months salary to make up for it.
Husband took the money and bought a gift for his girlfriend whose name was saved as “Ghafoor mechanic”
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Are you aware that when the relationship is still new
there’s no Network problem..!!?
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Are you having problems in your life? Are u strggling to make ends meet? Are you failing your exams? Having difficulty in finding a job? Is your health not doing well ? Are u strggling to find cash? If so …. yenzi plan
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Am i the only one who gets this random urge to help old ladies
half way across the street and leave them there?
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DJ PHIRI 😇💿🎙
Journalist: When Did you Start your Career of Mixing?😇😇😇
Phiri: At Primary School!😎😎😎
Journalist: Really? So amazing.😃😃😃
Phiri: I used to Mix English and Maths in One Exercise Book
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Imagine dating me.It won’t happen.
But just imagine..
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Girls who are busy complaining that men have s*x or
impregnate them then run away.
My question is:- when u score a goal do you remain at the goal post or do you run celebrating wildly?
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