Nobody is hating on you, people are busy, we are busy,
you should get busy too and stop having imaginary haters.

My mum asked for my phone so I quickly changed
“Joy” to “John” on my contact list.
When I gave my mum the phone, John texted
“I can’t wait to kiss you” Right now I’m in a family meeting.

I had a really bad day today, first my Ex got hit by a bus
then I was fired by the Bus Company

I went to Zoo and we paid R200 for entrance but I wanted to take a picture hugging a lion but forbidden me. Mxm what a waste. Why so much money but will not allow to take pictures with animals?

ZCC chicks are Hot
Jealous down
.
Until One of them burps in the taxi…
Then the taxi starts smelling like a Coffee shop

Acting “surprised”😮 when you get a plate of food🥗at someone’s house is very important! 👌

Why all these Pastors and Prophets who are currently here in South Africa can’t go to other African countries like Libya, Zimbabwe, Tunisia, Egypt and Morocco etc, to do the dirty works there too? Why is it seems like everyone who want to become Pastor/Prophet the first choice is to come to South Africa?

Three little kids are arguing in the playground over whose father was the fastest.

(A) The first kid says, my dad is so fast he can shoot an arrow, put his bow on the ground, chase the arrow and catch it before it hits the target.

(B)The second kid says, my dad is so fast, when he goes to bed at night and turns off the light, he is in bed before the room gets dark.

(C) The third kid says that’s nothing…… My dad works for the local council, he is so fast, that when he knocks off work at 3:30 pm he’s at home by 3pm.”

Who is the fastest?

Her : baby I’m pregnant

Skebhe : so tell me ,why you changed your name ?

Her : baby I’m pregnant serious

Skebhe : eh! and your surname too

“All men are dogs” says the gender that got us kick out of heaven.