We Are All Mentally Disturbed ,
it’s Just That Some Are More Disturbed Than Others
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I Don’t Know how Old You Are But You Need To Grow Up In Order To Understand That A Relationship Without Money💰 Doesn’t Go Anywhere..! ☝
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ZCC chicks are Hot
Jealous down
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Until One of them burps in the taxi…
Then the taxi starts smelling like a Coffee shop
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*_What is a wedding?_*
*A wedding is a gathering of people
where two people are thinking of sex and
the rest of the people are thinking of food*
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Only in South Africa You Find People Writing Their Learners Licences With Their Cars Packed Outside🙆
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Teacher: what do u do after school.
1st student: I go n buy mbanje from Nyaa
2nd student: I always go buy cigarettes from Nyaa
3rd student: I pass by Nyaa’s place and buy bronco.
4th student: I stay home and do my home work.
Teacher: wow..u r a great student, I hereby nominate u as class prefect to be an example to the rest, what’s ur name again?
4th student: Nyaa
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Y MEN R NOT ALLOWED 2 RUN ADVICE IN LOVE COLUMNS IN MAGAZINES N NEWS PAPERS
Hi uncle Nyaa: “I am a lady aged 26, I left my husband wit de maid n baby @ home n I drove 4 just about 2km from home.
My car engine started 2 overheat, so I had 2 turn back n get another car.
When I got home I found my husband in bed wit our maid, I don know wat 2 do now, pls help me.”
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Uncle Nyaa’s Reply: “Overheating of engine after such a short distance can b caused by problems associated wit de radiator.
U need 2 check oil n water level in ur engine b4 u start ur journey.
U must also make sure ur car is serviced regularly 2 avoid problems in future, hope dis will help!!!
Oh one more thing if it does happen, don go back home, call ur insurance.”
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Cheating is old fashioned…
Settle down, support each other,
get money and live a happy life.💞
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I commented on my girlfriends picture “Looking good my love”
and she replied saying thanks Big bro..
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Giyani Niggas Will Walk🚶 Their Girls To The Taxi🚕
Rank Without His T-shirt👕 On And
His Belt Loosened,Just To Show
People He Was Hitting
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The smell of KFC when you have money and
when you broke, is not the same
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Today I met a girl who told me she is studying
to be a pilot at UNISA. Girls please know
your limits when trying to look important.
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Wife:our daughter just lost her
First tooth
Husband:I know she won’t touch my
PlayStation again
Wife:what
Husband:what
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On A Flight James Bond Was Sitting Next To A Telugu Guy.
Telugu Guy: “Hello, May I Know Your Name Please?”
James Bond: “My Name Is Bond’ Continuing In His Inimitable Style.. James Bond.”
Then Bond Asks: “And You?
Telugu Guy: “My Name Is Rao…
“Siva Rao…
“Samba Siva Rao…
“Venkata Samba Siva Rao…
“Yarlagadda Venkata Samba Siva Rao…
“Rajasekhara Yarlagadda Venkata Samba Siva Rao…
“Sitaramanjaneyula Rajasekhara Yarlagadda Venkata Samba Siva Rao…
“Vijayawada Sitaramanjaneyula Rajasekhara Yarlagadda Venkata Samba Siva Rao…
Since Then When Anyone Asks Bond His Name He Simply Says James Bond
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Set your password to “itsinfrontofthemirror”
Then enjoy watching people stare at themselves for no reason
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Nyaa came from school and dancing.
His father wondered what made so happy and decided to ask.
Dad : Son I have never seen you in this mood for a
while now…..any good news u want to share?
Nyaa : Dad next year you won’t be buying any textbook, notebooks and writing materials…..
Dad : That’s my son, why …. did you win a Scholarship?
Nyaa : No! Dad I’m repeating the same class
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