My wife got stung by a bee on the forehead. She’s at the doctor’s now, her face all swollen and Continue Reading..

Today my mother In Law gave me a tea to drink then she winked at me. Yaz Ive never been Continue Reading..

Doctor told me not to lift heavy things, I sit down when I pee

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Old man Q. Sir. Why you have white hair. Young man….I have coloured all of hair with white.