Dating a Venda guy should be included on a CV it’s an experience
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I can’t wait to tell my children that
I use leg to go to school every day
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Comedy of errors :
A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send a mail to his wife. he accidentally typed the wrong email address, and without realizing he sent the mail to a widow who has just returned from her husband’s funeral. The widow decided to check her mail, expecting condolence messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message she fainted. The son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor and saw the computer screen which read:
‘to my loving wife, i know you are surprised to hear from me, they have computers here and we are allowed to send mails to loved ones. I ‘ve just been checked in. How are you and the kids? The place is really nice but am lonely here. I have made necessary arrangement for your arrival tomorrow. Expecting you darling. I can’t wait to see you.
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Vacancy
Salary: R18,000 per week with free accommodation, meal’s & company car.
Limpopo game park need’s someone to bath Lion’s, take care of the tiger’s, play with crocodiles & feed the snake’s…
No qualification & experience required, just your medical aid card & funeral policy. If interested forward your CV to jointy@limpopo.gov.za. If you are not, don’t be jealous, forward to others.
& please don’t ask what happened to the previous worker… May he’s soul RIP
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Who told people that if you want to see that
microphone is working you must say “one two one two
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[Dear Beautiful Ladies]
Never allow “Likes” to rate your beauty cause the day u get 2 likes, You’ll feel ugly!!!
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We Are All Mentally Disturbed ,
it’s Just That Some Are More Disturbed Than Others
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A girl at a bus stop spotted a handsome man and without hesitation went to him and said ” you look cute.. I like you.”…. The man out of shock simply placed his hand on her shoulder and said “My dear, this love and infatuation are all nothing. You are too young to be behaving like this. Pls go home and study hard so that you can have a successful life.”
He then placed a piece of paper on her hand and said ” I have written some words of wisdom and bible verses for you. Read them before you go to sleep.” And then he walked away.
The girl went back to her hostel in shame and before she slept she opened up the paper and read thus: “Are you blind? My wife was standing behind me. Any way, this is my number. Call me anytime…… By the way, I like you too!”
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Two engineers arrived at work at the same time and one said, “You normally walk to work. Where did you get such a great bike?”
The second engineer replied, “Well, I was walking home yesterday, took a shortcut through the park, and was minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, ‘Take what you want.'”
The second engineer nodded approvingly, “Good choice, the clothes probably wouldn’t have fit.”
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Imagine Dating Just For 5 Years And A Girl Already Think You Love Her and that it’s a serious relationship…. I Mean What If I’m Just Testing Your Faith
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Ladies please: Weave is not pregnancy
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You don’t have to carry it for 9 months
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After how long should one start being a motivational speaker on Facebook after getting their heart broken?asking for a friend
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Yaz When you been single for long you can’t even spell the word ” relashinsheep “
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Damn!! , 😬😠 I’m Never Gonna Visit My Big Sis For Holidays Again 😡 ..
This Woman Force Me To Bath Every Day
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Husband: “Why are u so angry baby?”😕
Wife: “Our son just called me a bitch”😡
Husband: “oh wow, that disrespectful son of a bitch
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Sometimes whenever i hit the “like button”
it doesn’t mean i like the post, i just like to
hear the sound: **WHOOPA**
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